Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: It reminds me of a French Canadian tennis racket, stuck to the back of a Venus snow-goon, bubbling out of my sister’s Brazilian donkey – I don’t think I can make myself any clearer! Harland Williams, Russell

Harland Williams Dumb and Dumber as the cop in the pullover scene. This is a classic scene in the movie where Harland drinks urine.

Here is a great collection of Harland Williams one liners Dumb and Dumber – You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine? There’s Something About Mary – If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B. There’s Something About Mary – Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Rocket Man – I’m 30 years old. I’m

Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary.  It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you

Here is a classic Harland Williams Half Baked in a scene where Harland asks the horse buttercup if she’s hungry while a big woman is passing by.