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A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?”“Sorry, this is a library.”So the blonde whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”

We are not exaggerating when we tell you this Jeff Goldblum commercial for General Electric’s new light bulb might be the best thing from a company ever. Seriously. You have to watch it to believe me. In this new commercial (directed by ‘Tim and Eric,’ the comedic force behind the Old Spice commercials) Jeff Goldblum talks about the new GE Link light bulb that can last 22 years and can be controlled via your smartphone. Sounds pretty cool, yes. But Jeff Goldblum makes it even cooler. As if we didn’t already love us some Jeff Goldblum, his role in this commercial

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”-Anonymous

This clip of George Carlin on religion is exactly what you’d expect from a man who has made a career of skewering all of our institutions. There’s really no comedian better at taking all the things our society blindly holds dear and breaking them down to their elements to make them look ridiculous. For example in this George Carlin on religion clip, George just explains the concept of God in simple terms: There’s an invisible man in the sky who will make you burn forever if you don’t believe in him…but he loves you. That simple sentence right there has