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This dog is so stoned we can’t stop watching this video and laughing. No, the dog did not smoke marijuana. And no, he isn’t drunk. This dog just left the vet’s office where she had a procedure done and now the dog is totally out of it. We feel bad for the dog but she’s fine…she’s just really, really, stone. And that’s funny. The owner tries to get his dog’s attention by calling her name, but the dog is so stoned that it really has no idea what’s going on, and probably can’t even hear the owner’s voice. For all

A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?”“Sorry, this is a library.”So the blonde whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”

This clip of George Carlin on religion is exactly what you’d expect from a man who has made a career of skewering all of our institutions. There’s really no comedian better at taking all the things our society blindly holds dear and breaking them down to their elements to make them look ridiculous. For example in this George Carlin on religion clip, George just explains the concept of God in simple terms: There’s an invisible man in the sky who will make you burn forever if you don’t believe in him…but he loves you. That simple sentence right there has

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”-Anonymous