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It’s not often you get to see a comedy superstar before they’re huge, but this video clip of Eddie Murphy doing his first appearance on the Johnny Carson show does just that. What’s really interesting about this video clip is that it’s a rare scene where early Eddie Murphy has to work totally clean. Juxtaposed to his earlier work in Raw and Delirious, where he works very blue and uses every curse word under the son, this is young Eddie doing his comedy routine on national television where he could use no four letter words. Instead of talking about cave
Eddie Murphy’s First Appearance on Johnny Carson
Is this Lyrebird for real?! We can’t tell if this Lyrebird really does make all of these insane noises or if someone graciously added in some Star Wars-quality sound effects, but this bird is really awesome. Watch the video and listen to the amazing laser-like sounds this Lyrebird makes in the wild. It sounds like an amazing mix between Star Wars (as mentioned above), Saturday Night Live’s Laser Cats, the arcade you used to spend hours in when you were younger, or for you younger generations the noises coming from your bedroom as you play your Playstation or XBox. But
Lyrebird Makes the Most Awesome Sounds Ever
Funny Army Joke with Airman Jones: Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’s sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:”If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government
Funny Army Joke
Wow. We can only imagine how cathartic it must be to throw a rock at a $400,000 car that is being driven by a complete douche-bag who thinks it’s a good idea to race down a neighborhood street where children like to play. In this video, one fed up neighbor decided to take matters into his own hands (literally) when he tells a passing Lamborghini, who must be known to race through the neighborhood, to “keep racing” before he threatens action. The Lamborghini does just that, and in a fit of rage the neighbor takes a rock he must have
Man Throws Rock at Lamborghini
Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. This clip is off his classic comedy record called That N***er’s Crazy. In this video clip, Richard Pryor talks about what Dracula would have to deal with if he was black. As well as the classic bit about how only white people are afraid of aliens and flying saucers. Black people would try to warn aliens if they ever landed or start to ask them how much gas it took to fly up into space. Also included is his fear of fighting bit from when he was in Peoria. This comedy album set
Richard Pryor Jokes Never Get Old