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With the FIFA World Cup in full swing in Brazil, it’s great that we get to not only see all the amazing players from around the world, but hear the best national anthems of the countries the players come from. So that got us inspired to create our own list of the best national anthems around the world. While not all of these countries are represented in the FIFA World Cup, each of these national anthems are considered winners in our book. Russia This is definitely the most moving of all the national anthems. It’s bold and fierce, though it
Best National Anthems Around the World
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
The good people at Reddit started a thread summarizing the backwards movie plots of their favorite movies. And it seemed pretty clear that Hollywood needs to de-boot (that should be a word) some of these movies plots and repackage them as new and totally different. Here’s a bunch of them and I have to say, 127 Hours and Jaws would be huge blockbusters. Here’s what some of the most popular movies ever would look like if their plots were backwards: 127 Hours An uplifting story about a one armed man who attaches a severed arm he found in the desert.
Backwards Movie Plots Are Better Than Forward Movie Plots
We don’t know what to think of this chocolate bathroom that just debuted from British chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com. First of all, I don’t know whether to gag or get hungry thinking about a chocolate bathroom of which all the fixtures are edible, including the toilet, bidet, sink, and bathtub. The chocolate bathroom pieces have a 6-month shelf-life, according to the manufacturer, but may melt if placed near sunshine, a radiator, or hot liquids. The entire chocolate bathroom set will set you back around $133,000. Who would want to eat chocolate bathroom pieces? I mean, we all fantasize about being able
Yes. This Bathroom is Made Out of Chocolate
It looks like this motorcyclist fought Newton’s law, and Newton’s law won! A fit of road rage overcame a motorcyclist driving down the freeway recently, and he got a big dose of karma in return. While we can’t see what happened immediately before this incident, what we do know is that the motorcyclist and the car got into some kind of issue with one another…perhaps the car cut off the motorcyclist or vice versa. Whatever happened, the motorcyclist got mad and tried to hit the SUV with his leg. That clearly didn’t work because as soon as he tried kicking
Road Rage Motorcyclist Gets Instant Karma