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This funny Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More video clip is an instant classic. Rodney Dangerfield is in classic form, and his jokes about his marriage as well as the way he looks are hilarious. One of the best lines from the Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More routine when he describes the first time he talked to his future on the phone. “She said come on over there’s nobody home. So, I went over and she was right…nobody was home.” Other hilarious lines lines include: “My wife is attached to a machine that keeps her alive…it’s called the refrigerator,” and “I
Funny Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More Video Clip
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
If you’ve been on Facebook lately, chances are your newsfeed is filled with a ton of ALS Ice Bucket Challenges. We think this is an amazing thing that people are getting in on the challenge and helping a worthwhile cause. But we also wonder why every Ice Bucket Challenge we see is pretty tame and perfectly timed (for the most part). Well, it’s probably because people aren’t posting the Ice Bucket Challenge FAILS, several of which have been gloriously documented in this compilation video. It’s kind of hilarious to see people not only totally miss the target (themselves), but manage
Ice Bucket Challenge FAILS
We’ve ALL been there before. Whether you’re throwing a party or just leaving a friend’s party, you and your partner are bound to start talking some you know what about the other people at the party. “Oh my god did you see what Julie was wearing?!” “Were you flirting with her? You were totally flirting with her.” “Can you believe they made THAT for dinner?” “Do you think we left the party too early?” No matter how much we like/love the people at the party, there is always some shade being thrown after the fact. And that doesn’t mean you
Things Couples Talk About After a Party
We found him, the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant ever. Julian from Indiana University is easily the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant in the history of Wheel of Fortune. This isn’t Jeopardy!, remember. This is the easier game show. But not for Julian. His inability to pronounce Achilles cost him, wait for it, $1 million. Yes, a million dollars. Because he couldn’t pronounce the tendon at the back of his heel (or the mythological hero.) And it wasn’t because he couldn’t figure out the puzzle. Every square was turned around. He just had to read it. And then he failed.
Julian is the Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever