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The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,

Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. [Quote] You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when […]

The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes

I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.-George

Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
105 Funny Yearbook Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures Quotes ,

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making them feel inspired when you can make them laugh until they […]

105 Funny Yearbook Quotes

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making
Best Arrested Development Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our […]

Best Arrested Development Quotes

I’ll never understand that you can never be nude? I understand more than you'll...never know. -Tobias, to George Michael
Funny Inspirational Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  Funny inspirational quotes can do a lot to not only lift your spirits but to remind you that even the great ones like Albert Einstein never took life too seriously. Below is a collection of our favorite funny inspirational quotes from Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Lily Tomlin, Steve Martin, Robert Frost, and more. Enjoy, […]

Funny Inspirational Quotes

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10 Funny Doctor Jokes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

  Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today. [Quote] What […]

10 Funny Doctor Jokes

  Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men? You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.

19 Yearbook Quotes and Moments Students Will Regret

Yearbook quotes and moments will live forever. No matter how old you are, you most likely will always have your yearbook and your children and grand children will be able to dig them up and see what their grandma or grandpa looked like when
50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

Dad Jokes are a wonderful new term for those terrible jokes that all dads tell. You know the ones we’re talking about. When you were young and brought a girl over the for first time and your dad lays out a super corny dad jokes. Of course dad loves his dad jokes and thinks he’s […]

50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever

4. How do you sell a deaf man a chicken? Leans in close, takes a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs: WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes ,

Here are 107 of the best celebrity graduation quotes of all time for commencement speech season. Everyone from Will Ferrell to Bill Cosby to Whoopi Goldberg and everyone in between have given graduation speeches at universities for years. So here are some of the best celebrity graduation quotes that range from the funny to the inspirational to […]

The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever

"… I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes – which is the afterlife of a graduation speech." - Art Buchwald, University of Southern California, 1993

Dumb Laws Still On the Books in the United States

In Florida, you may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

These funny Rodney Dangerfield jokes and one-liners are some of the comedian’s best material. We put together this collection of classic and hilarious Rodney Dangerfield jokes to honor the late comedian, who is one of the best of all-time. While Rodney Dangerfield loved to say he “got no respect,” that was not the case when it […]

38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners

During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

34 Hilarious Bill Cosby Quotes and Jokes

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.