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The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,

Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. [Quote] You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when […]

The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes

When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.-George

Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1

I’m a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then f*ck that shit you’re going first.
105 Funny Yearbook Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures Quotes ,

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making them feel inspired when you can make them laugh until they […]

105 Funny Yearbook Quotes

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making
Best Arrested Development Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our […]

Best Arrested Development Quotes

Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president, which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob. -Narrator
Funny Inspirational Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  Funny inspirational quotes can do a lot to not only lift your spirits but to remind you that even the great ones like Albert Einstein never took life too seriously. Below is a collection of our favorite funny inspirational quotes from Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Lily Tomlin, Steve Martin, Robert Frost, and more. Enjoy, […]

Funny Inspirational Quotes

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10 Funny Doctor Jokes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

  Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today. [Quote] What […]

10 Funny Doctor Jokes

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

19 Yearbook Quotes and Moments Students Will Regret

Yearbook quotes and moments will live forever. No matter how old you are, you most likely will always have your yearbook and your children and grand children will be able to dig them up and see what their grandma or grandpa looked like when
50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

Dad Jokes are a wonderful new term for those terrible jokes that all dads tell. You know the ones we’re talking about. When you were young and brought a girl over the for first time and your dad lays out a super corny dad jokes. Of course dad loves his dad jokes and thinks he’s […]

50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever

24. A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. Keep clicking for more hilariously bad dad jokes.
The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes ,

Here are 107 of the best celebrity graduation quotes of all time for commencement speech season. Everyone from Will Ferrell to Bill Cosby to Whoopi Goldberg and everyone in between have given graduation speeches at universities for years. So here are some of the best celebrity graduation quotes that range from the funny to the inspirational to […]

The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever

"[You must] swear that you will make conscious choices and infuse your being in those ordinary moments so they might resound with your love." - Cory Booker, Pitzer College, 2010

Dumb Laws Still On the Books in the United States

In California, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

These funny Rodney Dangerfield jokes and one-liners are some of the comedian’s best material. We put together this collection of classic and hilarious Rodney Dangerfield jokes to honor the late comedian, who is one of the best of all-time. While Rodney Dangerfield loved to say he “got no respect,” that was not the case when it […]

38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners

Woman: "I'm not interested in casual sex."

Dangerfield: "Alright, I'll keep my tie on."

34 Hilarious Bill Cosby Quotes and Jokes

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.