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The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,

Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. [Quote] You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when […]

The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes

If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side. –Kramer

Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1

My boss said "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
105 Funny Yearbook Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures Quotes ,

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making them feel inspired when you can make them laugh until they […]

105 Funny Yearbook Quotes

    Funny yearbook quotes have become a sort of rite of passage for graduating Seniors, and we couldn’t be happier. Sure, students could go the more serious route and put an inspirational quote for their graduating class, but what’s the point of making
Best Arrested Development Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our […]

Best Arrested Development Quotes

We're all just going to have a more normal arrangement. I'm going to sleep with my daughter, and you're going to sleep with my husband. -Lindsay, to George Michael
Funny Inspirational Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  Funny inspirational quotes can do a lot to not only lift your spirits but to remind you that even the great ones like Albert Einstein never took life too seriously. Below is a collection of our favorite funny inspirational quotes from Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Lily Tomlin, Steve Martin, Robert Frost, and more. Enjoy, […]

Funny Inspirational Quotes

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard
10 Funny Doctor Jokes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

  Funny doctor jokes are some of the best jokes out there, mostly because doctors are anything but funny. If they were, these 10 funny doctor jokes might be a little more accurate. But the bottom line is they make us laugh! Below are 10 of our favorite funny doctor jokes floating around the interwebs today. [Quote] What […]

10 Funny Doctor Jokes

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

19 Yearbook Quotes and Moments Students Will Regret

Yearbook quotes and moments will live forever. No matter how old you are, you most likely will always have your yearbook and your children and grand children will be able to dig them up and see what their grandma or grandpa looked like when
50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

Dad Jokes are a wonderful new term for those terrible jokes that all dads tell. You know the ones we’re talking about. When you were young and brought a girl over the for first time and your dad lays out a super corny dad jokes. Of course dad loves his dad jokes and thinks he’s […]

50 Greatest Dad Jokes Ever

23. Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes ,

Here are 107 of the best celebrity graduation quotes of all time for commencement speech season. Everyone from Will Ferrell to Bill Cosby to Whoopi Goldberg and everyone in between have given graduation speeches at universities for years. So here are some of the best celebrity graduation quotes that range from the funny to the inspirational to […]

The 107 Greatest Graduation Quotes Ever

"Don’t let complexity stop you. Be activists. Take on the big inequities. It will be one of the great experiences of your lives." - Bill Gates, Harvard University, 2007

Dumb Laws Still On the Books in the United States

In California, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes Quotes

These funny Rodney Dangerfield jokes and one-liners are some of the comedian’s best material. We put together this collection of classic and hilarious Rodney Dangerfield jokes to honor the late comedian, who is one of the best of all-time. While Rodney Dangerfield loved to say he “got no respect,” that was not the case when it […]

38 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Jokes and One-Liners

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

34 Hilarious Bill Cosby Quotes and Jokes

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.