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Funny Jokes: Accountants on a Train Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: Accountants on a Train Joke Three lawyers and three accountants stood in line to buy tickets for a train ride to the city. The three accountants bought only one ticket between them, while the three lawyers bought one ticket each. After the men got on the train, one of the lawyers asked one of […]

Funny Jokes: Accountants on a Train

Funny: Accountants on a Train Joke Three lawyers and three accountants stood in line to buy tickets for a train ride to the city. The three accountants bought only one ticket between them, while the three lawyers bought one ticket each. After the men

Funny Joke: Millionaire

How can a woman make you a millionaire? If you’re already a billionaire. Check out more funny jokes!
Funny Joke: Paddy The Irishman Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: Paddy the Irishman Joke It’s dark and cold, and Paddy is lying on the stone floor of a huge cavern, quietly weeping to himself, terrified in anticipation of what is in store for him. The slim figure of the devil appears out from the mist, whistling and spinning a cane. As he nears, a […]

Funny Joke: Paddy The Irishman

Funny: Paddy the Irishman Joke It’s dark and cold, and Paddy is lying on the stone floor of a huge cavern, quietly weeping to himself, terrified in anticipation of what is in store for him. The slim figure of the devil appears out from
The Four Kinds of Sex Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

The Four Kinds of Sex Joke: HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just […]

The Four Kinds of Sex Joke

The Four Kinds of Sex Joke: HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX
Funny Joke: How Politics Works Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke: How Politics Works A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to […]

Funny Joke: How Politics Works

Funny Joke: How Politics Works A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of
Funny Joke: The Taxman Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Taxman Joke: At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the […]

Funny Joke: The Taxman

Funny Taxman Joke: At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you
Funny: The Blind Man Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Blind Man Joke: A woman is just getting out of the shower when there’s a knock at the door. She doesn’t have a towel at hand so she shouts, “Who is it?” “It’s the blind man” Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door. The blind man says, “Nice tits, love. Where […]

Funny: The Blind Man Joke

Funny Blind Man Joke: A woman is just getting out of the shower when there’s a knock at the door. She doesn’t have a towel at hand so she shouts, “Who is it?” “It’s the blind man” Realising the towel no longer matters, she

Funny Joke: I Have A Bumper Sticker That Says…

I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself. Check out more funny jokes!

Funny Joke: Good Day

Q: How do you know when it’s going to be a good day at work?
Funny Joke: The Boss Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes ,

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The […]

Funny Joke: The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man

Funny Joke: Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Funny Joke: Surgery Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes ,

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered […]

Funny Joke: Surgery

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed