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Funny Joke: The Affair Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes ,

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, “Hi. I’m so glad you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I’m so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. […]

Funny Joke: The Affair

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, “Hi. I’m so glad you called. Really? That’s wonderful.
Funny Joke: Rules for Riding a Bike Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke: Important Rules for Riding a Bike A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing, he never really taught them much was how to speak English. So he takes […]

Funny Joke: Rules for Riding a Bike

Funny Joke: Important Rules for Riding a Bike A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing, he never really

Funny Joke: A Blonde Walks Into a Library…

A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?”“Sorry, this is a library.”So the blonde whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”
Funny Joke: The Confession Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke: The Confession An elderly Italian man lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me […]

Funny Joke: The Confession

Funny Joke: The Confession An elderly Italian man lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman
Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat… As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager […]

Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke

Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat… As fate
Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous […]

Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke

Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In
Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin.  However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying.  Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight […]

Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke

Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin.  However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying.  Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting
Funny Joke: The Divorce Trick Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

The Divorce Trick: An old man calls up his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick […]

Funny Joke: The Divorce Trick

The Divorce Trick: An old man calls up his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any