Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.-George I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!-Kramer If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.-George Mr. Ross: I

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our favorite Arrested Development quotes that we think deserve top billing as some of the funniest quotes ever. After you’ve gone through these hilarious Arrested Development quotes, check out our lists of even more Funny Quotes! Great, so now we don’t have a car or

These funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes are just a few of the comedian’s best lines from his stand-up routine that spanned over 20 years. Rodney Dangerfield was one of the best comedians of our time, leaving his mark on the stage with jokes that stand the test of time. Chances are you’ve heard a few of these funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes before, and if you haven’t you’re in for a real treat. What few people know about Rodney Dangerfield is that his comedy club, Dangerfield’s, is still open in New York City, and has helped launch the careers of comedians such

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb Funny Quote

Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.-Albert Einstein

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.-Rita Rudner

At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.- Rodney Dangerfield Funny Sandbox Quote Click here for more funny quotes