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The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,

Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. [Quote] You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when […]

The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. –Elaine
Best Arrested Development Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our […]

Best Arrested Development Quotes

George Sr. [to Michael]: All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an I.U.D. Lucille: It was Stuckey's. George Sr.: But I believed you!
Funny Inspirational Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  Funny inspirational quotes can do a lot to not only lift your spirits but to remind you that even the great ones like Albert Einstein never took life too seriously. Below is a collection of our favorite funny inspirational quotes from Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Lily Tomlin, Steve Martin, Robert Frost, and more. Enjoy, […]

Funny Inspirational Quotes

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

17 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

These funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes are just a few of the comedian’s best lines from his stand-up routine that spanned over 20 years. Rodney Dangerfield was one of the best comedians of our time, leaving his mark on the stage with jokes that stand

Ann Landers Funny Quote

At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Sandbox Quote

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.- Rodney Dangerfield Funny Sandbox Quote Click here for more funny quotes