There are dozens of classic scenes from The Wedding Singer; however the best one is where Adam Sandler is talking to his soon to be ex girlfriend and the kid comes up and says “Hey Linda, You’re a Bitch!”. Petey: Hey Linda, you’re a bitch! Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We’re looking into it.
You think you love roller coasters? Well, no matter how much you love going on giant rides at Great America or Disneyland, you don’t love them as much as this 70-year-old German grandmother. Seriously, look at her face when she’s on a roller coaster. That is pure joy. Most grandmothers love watching sitcoms and complaining about how you’re not having enough babies, but this grandmother loves rollercoasters. A lot. And I can’t blame her, but it’s awesome she made this video to share her love of going super fast. Check out more funny videos!
I don’t even know what to say except this is the worst parking attempt ever seen. Is that a BBQ smoker behind the truck? Is it an oven? It looks somewhat cooking related. I don’t know. But I do know that this not only start out really bad, but it gets worse. And then worse. And then even worse. I really don’t understand how a human being could be responsible for this. Why wouldn’t you stop? Why wouldn’t you get out and look? Maybe this driver wanted the title of the worst parking attempt ever? If that’s the case, well
If you’re Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Skrillex or any of the other thousands of celebrities who use Twitter every single day to not only promote their upcoming movies, music, TV show or God knows what, you have to be careful. The thing about celebrities is that they have more followers than you. So when they make an idiotic tweet that makes them look like a real moron, or if they just make a totally understandable typo, it’s going to get blown up bigger than anything a non-celebrity. And even if they delete it immediately, someone, somewhere has taken a screengrab
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever