If you’re a mom you know just how weird kids can be. So it’s not surprising that ALL of you would have at least one mom confession, detailing the strangest things your kids have done. To prove it, we provide Exhibit A: Confessions (given anonymously) by guests at the Pump & Dump comedy show (hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula). The mom notes show a wide array of strange and weird things their kids have done. From pooping in a pool to pooping on the carpet and everything in between, these notes show that no parent’s life
Having a bad or inappropriate name sucks, because unless you legally changed your name at some point in your life, a bad name is never your fault. It’s your parents. And to be fair, there are a ton of family names that are considered inappropriate/slang names in this country but don’t mean the same in others. So those parents get a pass, too. But if you’re from here and you selected one of these names for your child for no reason other than the fact that you thought it sounded good…well, then you should have your parenting license revoked.
These funny apology notes are so weird and/or callous, it turns out they’re pretty hilarious! Do you write apology notes? It seems like a lost art but it’s not to these people who wrote the best apology notes we’ve seen. From the roommate who bought “the worst” toilet paper to the person who for some reason had to put their urine in the office fridge, these family members, strangers, co-workers, and other loved ones are truly sorry for what they did…well, not all of them! What this funny apology note gallery teaches us all is that people will do some
The Vine video of an adorable kid dancing at a Marlins game earlier this summer has gone crazy on the Internet in the past month. The video has amassed over 40,000,000 Vine views, and memes of the kid dancing keep coming out and getting shared. We can’t help but watch this video of the kid dancing at a Marlins game over and over and over. I mean, he has the absolute best expression on his face! The moment the Marlins score he jumps out of his seat, lifts his shirt off, and starts doing one of the best dances we might
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever