This sleepy dog hates the alarm so much he starts to howl at it. Which is pretty much how we feel every single morning our alarm goes off! In this dog alarm video the cute pup, whose known on YouTube as Oscar the Vizsla, is sound asleep in his owner’s plush bed and sheets when the alarm starts to delicately go off while his owner is filming him sleeping. You can see Oscar the Vizsla start to slowly open his eyes, but he clearly hopes it’s a dream and that the noise will just go away. After a few minutes of the
This compilation of a son scaring dad prank is kind of epic. Not only does he torment his poor father over and over again, he documents his dad’s jumpiness with the breadth of Ken Burns. He doesn’t just pull the son scaring dad prank once. But he pulls his seemingly hundreds and hundreds of times. And these are just the ones we have seen in this video. How many times did he frighten his poor dad before he realized he should start filming these chance encounters. It seems clear this family is from Scandinavia. There’s no description available on Youtube,
Oh. My. God. We literally cannot WAIT for these Seinfeld emoji to be released. Are these the emoji we’ve been waiting for all of our lives? I think so! Created by Shahruz Shaukat and designed by Kevin McCauley, there will be 42 Seinfeld emoji that will hopefully come to your mobile phones ASAP. Though we’re not sure exactly when they’re going to be released. According to the Seinfeld emoji website, they’ve tried to get them put on the iPhone with no luck. They said: We called Apple and tried to make this hapen but honestly the CEO, Tim Cook
What happens when you take a few harmless childrens books and unnecessarily censor them? Funny stuff, my friends. Funny stuff. These funny kids books were totally clean and fine before someone went ahead and put a censored graphic on them. Which in one fell swoop made them some of the funniest kids books we’ve ever seen. After seeing this group of funny kids books, we kind of wish that they were all unnecessarily censored. This is a look at what happens when you make harmless words in funny kids books like “Big Black Hole”, Virgil,” “Stuck,” “Spaces,” “Socks,” “Six,” “Spit,”
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever