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Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.-George I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!-Kramer If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.-George Mr. Ross: I
The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes
These labels—whether they’re just being honest, were improperly placed, or are purposely sarcastic–are just downright funny. And who thought labels could even be funny?! Well, we were proven wrong. Scroll though this gallery of funny labels and prepare to laugh. From the TOO honest food label that says “Bee Vomit” to the really poorly placed label on a book about cooking with your dog to the pills that suggest if you’re overweight to simple “lose weight!,” there are some real gems in this gallery What’s great about some of these honest labels is that they’re clearly made by
If Labels Were Honest
Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat… As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston” He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to
Funny: My Friends Call Me Bubba Joke
What happens when you mistake your mouth for a cereal bowl? Well, if you’re like this girl who posted a Vine of a friend pouring cereal and milk into her mouth, you spit it all up in what might be the best cereal bowl mouth vine. While we’d like to think this clever girl invented the best way to never have to wash a cereal bowl again, this trend was made popular on Vine last year. Suffice to say since then lots of young, cereal-loving folks have tried to conquer the beast known as milk. Sadly, nobody has won yet. Except
You’ll Never Look at Cereal the Same Way Again
The Eddie Murphy Raw marriage bit may be the best bit in this entire stand up special. And that’s saying something because Raw is one of the funniest stand up specials in the history of comedy. But this scene is amazing. Eddie has decided that it’s time to get married. He found the love of his life, until he’s at the grocery store and sees a tabloid with a sad Johnny Carson and a happy ex-wife who had gotten half of his money. Half! Since Johnny Carson had $300 million he had to give $150 to his now ex-wife. Half!
Eddie Murphy Raw Marriage Video