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Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke: A woman says to her lawyer “I want to divorce my husband.” “On what grounds?” “Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.” “No, that’s not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?” “Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.” The lawyer is getting exasperated, “Does he beat you up?” “No, I’m up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn’t get up until after I’ve left for work.” “WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
Funny Grounds for Divorce Joke
Richard Pryor shows off his skewering skills in this classic stand up comedy video clip. As he talks about cleaning up his life and getting off drinking, someone in the crowd questions the statement that he has been clean and sober for over a year. While the guy in the crowd yells out that he doesn’t believe it, Richard Pryor comes back with, “Well, you don’t have to believe because you’re drunk yourself.” The crowd responds with a loud chorus of cheers. But they don’t stop there. For some reason this sets off more in the audience to yell things
Richard Pryor Takes Down A Heckler
Wow. This could easily be the worst bid on The Price is Right in the history of the show. Watch the video and see what happens when the contestants are asked to bid on a hammock. A regular old hammock. No, this is not a gold-encrusted hammock sewn with emeralds, diamonds, and other jewels. Nor has it been signed by President Obama or Mick Jagger. This is just a super plain cotton hammock. This is when the worst bid on The Price is Right happens… Drew Carey asks the contestants to start bidding and they do. $750 says one. $1,250
WATCH: The Worst Bid on The Price is Right We’ve Ever Seen
Ahhh, yes. It’s that time of year agian. It’s time to reflect on the hilarious, weird, and downright crazy things that happened in 2014. So let’s get started! One of the most consistently awesome things to come around each year are news bloopers. It’s those precious moments from your favorite anchor person that are caught on camera and will make you laugh and laugh and laugh each time you see them. Which is exactly what this video is….the most awesome news bloopers of 2014 wrapped up in one neat, belated Christmas gift for you. Whether you were lucky enough to
Best News Bloopers of 2014
Funny Bigger Boobs Joke: Wife: “I really wish I had bigger boobs” Husband: “Have you tried rubbing a little bit of toilet paper in between them each day?” Wife: “No… why do you think that would work?” Husband: “Well… it worked for your ass so I figured it might work for your boobs.” Check out more funny jokes!
