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Winston Churchill had a lot of important quotes that still ring true today, but this Churchill quote about the arts is especially relevant.
Winston Churchill Quote About the Arts
Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer plays a classic Bobcat character named Egg Stork. Plenty of Aaagghh!!! Here are a few one liners from the movie: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?” Aaagghh! Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to…
Bobcat Goldthwait One Crazy Summer
The third grade scene in Billy Madison reminds us that cursive is pointless, especially any cursive with a z.. Oh and don’t forget about the “Do me Billy” bit, this is as funny as it gets.
Adam Sandler Billy Madison Funny Third Grade Scene
Funny Taxman Joke: At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?” “Good question,” noted the executive. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.” “Oh,” replied
Funny Joke: The Taxman
Seriously, this teacup pig is so friggin’ cute I almost died from cuteness overload. YES. I DID. Is there anything in the world better than a teacup pig? If there is, then it’s got to be this video of a teacup pig doing a backflip over a dog. I mean, I can’t handle the adorableness. It seems like everybody these days owns a teacup pig except me, and this has to be fixed immediately. Also known as micro pigs, these teacup pigs have caused a bit of an Internet stir the past couple years. From dressing them up in tiny boots
This Teacup Pig Video is Best Thing You’ll See All Year