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Hang on to your hats Zed fans. Here is Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed, the “People Guy”, in Police Academy 3. Some of my favorite Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed one liners: Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries I used to be a real JERK, but now I’m a people guy It’s tough to be a truck drivin cow girl when I was a baby I had no teeth!!, I couldn’t get a job, I couldn’t eat meat!! You like wanna borrow my shampoo? Argghhh! I’d like to introduce you guys, to the future Mrs. Zed!
Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed
One of our favorites here at Dose of Funny is The Devil sequence from Adam Sandler Waterboy. Mama never wants Bobby to leave her or associate with anybody, especially girls. Mama: “I don’t ever want you associatin’ with little girl.” Young Bobby Boucher: “Why not, Mama?” Mama: “Because little girls are the devil!”
Adam Sandler Waterboy, The Devil!
Grandmas Love Grandmaster Flash is quite possibly my favorite thing to ever come about from Facebook. Someone, somewhere saw a trend happening on Facebook, specifically a Grandmas Love Grandmaster Flash trend, and decided to create a Tumblr honoring it. In case you have no idea what we’re talking about, it’s that whenever Grandmas and even Grandpas try to sign their name on Facebook (like at the end of a Happy Birthday message on their Grandson’s wall), when they go to type in G-R-A-N what automatically pops up as an option is Grandmaster Flash. So what’s happening is unsuspecting Grandparents
Grandmas Love Grandmaster Flash
The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those classic, well-known comedy bits that everyone should know. It’s in the comedy canon. George Carlin was a hero to many, many comedians (most notably Louis CK) and you can see why. The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those truth telling routines that takes something that is so prevalent in society (materialism) and turns it around to show you how ridiculous we all are. We put so much importance into the things we own, we let it define who we are. We think people with more stuff are more successful
George Carlin Stuff Routine – Hilarious
Here is classic Bobcat Goldthwait with his memorable line Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries? from Police Academy 3.
Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries