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Here is classic Bobcat Goldthwait with his memorable line  Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries? from Police Academy 3.

There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar. Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines: “Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?” “Your Caucasian Mr Hefler”…….”OH GREAT THROW THAT IN MY FACE TO!!!” “Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?” “Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?” “You know when I was like five I said, Dad Dad!

Who knew that french bulldog tricks could be taught to a puppy as young as 12-weeks old? Well, that’s exactly what happened when one owner (who is clearly experienced in training puppies) decided to teach her new french bulldog tricks. In this adorable video above you can see Misa Minnies new little bro Brody Brixton (who just turned 12 weeks old) do tricks such as crawling, ringing a bell, shaking, and other adorable french bulldog tricks. Brody Brixton is being home-trained in California and his owner hopes that he becomes a therapy dog just like his sister Misa Minnie. Watch

This Eddie Murphy McDonald’s bit from his epic comedy special Raw is a classic. The story that every kid who grew up in America could relate to. When you’re young, McDonald’s is the end all be all of food. You don’t care how it’s made, or what it’s made of, you just know that it is the greatest thing in the world and when you see other kids eating McDonald’s, you want it more than anything else. But Eddie’s story is about asking his grandma is she can take him to McDonald’s but she has something much better planned, her own