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Funny Italian Affair Joke: For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but she asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he advised
Funny Joke: The Italian Affair
Man! I am so happy this video exposing how bad customer service is has finally come out! It’s just proves what most of us have already suspected: That whenever you call a store to see if they have a product in stock and they tell you “no,” the real answer is most likely “yes” but they were TOO LAZY to go and check so they just tell you “no” anyway! How frustrating is that?! The problem with customer service is having employees who just don’t care. And we’re guessing it’s because they don’t work on commission, so if somebody doesn’t
Video Shows Just How Bad Customer Service Is
When a disturbing TV commercial that Frank (Bill Murray) personally produced is criticized by Eliot Loudermilk (Bobcat Goldthwait), he is fired and thrown out on the street, without a bath towel.. Here are a few one liners from Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged: Hello, wabbit! Sure. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three! Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh…he can’t talk to you right now because he’s sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead? Yes. You’re, well, you’re a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like
Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged
The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those classic, well-known comedy bits that everyone should know. It’s in the comedy canon. George Carlin was a hero to many, many comedians (most notably Louis CK) and you can see why. The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those truth telling routines that takes something that is so prevalent in society (materialism) and turns it around to show you how ridiculous we all are. We put so much importance into the things we own, we let it define who we are. We think people with more stuff are more successful
George Carlin Stuff Routine – Hilarious
Hang on to your hats Zed fans. Here is Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed, the “People Guy”, in Police Academy 3. Some of my favorite Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed one liners: Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries I used to be a real JERK, but now I’m a people guy It’s tough to be a truck drivin cow girl when I was a baby I had no teeth!!, I couldn’t get a job, I couldn’t eat meat!! You like wanna borrow my shampoo? Argghhh! I’d like to introduce you guys, to the future Mrs. Zed!
Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed