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Everybody loves a good bloody mary…especially for Sunday brunch (though we have been known to order one when we get a wild hare on certain nights). While tons of bars around the world try to compete for the “best garnishes” award, nobody does it quite as well as a bar in Milwaukee called Sobelmans Pub & Grill. Their claim to fame so far has been the “Bloody Masterpiece” (pictured below) which has a total of 13 garnishes which include a brussel sprout, celery, onion, mushroom, cherry tomato, lemon, pickle, shrimp, sausage, cheese, olive, green onion & asparagus AND a Bacon Cheeseburger slider. Phew.
Is This the Best Bloody Mary Garnish EVER?
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This kid camp letter went viral last week when his mom posted it on her blog, Hairpin Turns Ahead. In the blog post the mom wrote about how last year her 8-year-old went off to summer camp and she spent the entire time he was away waiting for him to write her. She wanted to hear from him so badly she started imagining what her son would say once he did. It was something along the lines of “Thank you so much for letting me go to camp. I have learned so many cool things, like how to take a fish
Kid Camp Letter Goes Viral
Funny Men vs Women Joke: Who Talks More? A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?” We’ve got tons more funny jokes!
Funny Men vs Women Joke
Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary. It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you