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What about the people that died before collecting social security? THIS IS SURE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT! THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THE GOVERNMENT’S CALCULATION OF AVAILABLE SOCIAL SECURITY IS THEY FORGOT TO FIGURE IN THE PEOPLE WHO DIED BEFORE THEY EVER COLLECTED A SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK! WHERE DID THAT MONEY GO? Remember, not only did you and I contribute to Social Security but your employer did, too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only $30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500. Read that again. Did you see where the Government paid in

This is a funny video on the ways to fail a DUI test. And we’d like to start out by saying that you should never, ever drink and drive no matter what. But we are posting this video because it shows how stupid you look when you drink too much anyway. But you look even dumber when you drink too much and get behind the wheel. These three ways to fail a DUI test are kind of epic, though. The first two are almost mind blowing that these two guys are even capable to stand up, let alone get into

The third grade scene in Billy Madison reminds us that cursive is pointless, especially any cursive with a z.. Oh and don’t forget about the “Do me Billy” bit, this is as funny as it gets.

This classic 1980s video of Ralph Giese clearly demonstrates that he is the best whistler in the world (or at least in the 80s). In case you’ve never seen or heard of him before, Ralph Giese (also known as the “Mullet Whisler” thanks to his famous 80s haircut) made the rounds onThe Tonight Show (where this video was taken) and other talk shows to demonstrate his talent for whistling. Ever wondered just HOW someone could learn how to do that? Ralph Giese performs what is known as “throat whistling,” which allows him to reach all those crazy notes and melodies. It