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Grandmas smoking pot might be the best thing to come from the Internet in the past decade. In fact, we’re starting a petition for more people to film grandmas smoking pot. Why? Because you can get gems such as these: “I don’t feel as high to me as they look to me.” “You need more. Oh, you need more.” “Put your whole face over that.” “I can feel some tingle in my brain” “I feel like I’m smiling” “I didn’t know you could use all your hands” “I thought it was a dildo” “My muscles seem not as tight” “I
These Grandmas Just Smoked Pot for the First Time
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.-Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.- Bob Monkhouse Funny Quote
Bob Monkhouse Funny Quote
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Rodney Dangerfield Click here for more funny quotes
Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quote
Have you ever seen a barking cat before? Well, now you have. This video is so weird I don’t know what to make of it. A cat is sitting in a window and clearly making a barking noise. We can’t tell what this barking cat is barking at. Or why it’s barking. But it’s making a barking sound as plain as day when it thinks no one is looking. When the cat turns around to see a human is right behind him, the barking cat seems to stop for a second, almost like he got caught or busted and looked
Barking Cat Gets Busted, Starts Meowing