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Can you find the guilty dog in this video. Here’s a hint: he’s not hard to find because he is totally giving away his guilt with the sheepish look on his face and the fact that when asked who made the mess, the other two dogs totally rat him out by looking straight at him, almost as if to say “Uhh, he did it, Mom.” Not only is this dog being super bad at being casual when asked who made the mess, his body language gives it away. But his face also totally gives it away. It’s like he’s trying

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