Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless have been doing ESPN’s First Take for a very, very long time. And by now most people think of Skip Bayless as a blowhard contrarian who will pretty much say anything to try and get a rise out of whoever it is he is talking to on ESPN. And most of the time, he is talking to Stephen A. Smith. Now, over time, there’s been a bit of a schticky relationship built between Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless, because Stephen A’s outrage at Skip’s total faux arguments plays well to the camera, but
Here is a great collection of Harland Williams one liners Dumb and Dumber – You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine? There’s Something About Mary – If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B. There’s Something About Mary – Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Rocket Man – I’m 30 years old. I’m
Today’s funny pictures are kind of awesome. Well, everyday’s funny pictures are kind of awesome, so I guess I say that a lot. But today’s are especially great. Between the guy who got fired for accidentally wearing his Winnie the Pooh mascot costume pants backwards to Black Sabbath getting a little naughty, it has it all. A few favorites are the Will Ferrell meme that tells the truth about how many “bless you’s” you get for each sneeze (if you sneeze five times you’re not getting another bless you, FYI), a very stupid Luke Skywalker, the Northern “jerk off” contest,
If you’ve ever seen dogs eating peanut butter, you know it’s one of the funniest things you can watch your dog do. First off, dogs love peanut butter (who doesn’t), but I think humans might enjoy watching dogs eat peanut butter even more. This hilarious compilation video shows several dogs eating peanut butter, and it just gets better and better. I would feel sorry for the dogs as they struggle to get it all in their mouth, but the same thing happens when we eat it! It’s get stuck to the roof of your mouth and you have to keep licking
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever