There’s no one who has done more memorable characters than Eddie Murphy. From all his movies and his time on Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy’s characters are some of the greatest of all time. Sometimes its easy to forget just how many Eddie has created. From Buckwheat and Gumby on Saturday Night Live all the way to Norbit no one has done as much over a career. Let’s just go over a few of them. From his early days he was Mr. Robinson, an amazing parody of Mr/ Rogers Neighborhood where he played the black version of Mr. Rogers. He
There’s not a lot to say about this video of gerbils on record players. The title kind of speaks for itself. And it’s kind of the perfect video for the Internet. Someone who has some gerbils and a record player decided to combine the two to make this very, very Internet-ready video. I guess maybe the owner of these gerbils didn’t have the spinning wheel that gerbils seem to love so much, but realized that a record player is almost the same exact thing. Hence: the gerbils on record players video was born. We don’t suggest trying this at home,
These funny toilet paper holders are a sight to be seen…and hopefully not smell! From parrots to maids and butlers and giraffe’s, it seems people love a funny toilet paper holder. And really, who can blame them? While most of these funny toilet paper holders are more for show, it seems like some people really do use them (or can). We’re guessing they’re better off in a guest bathroom where other people can enjoy them more than you. And who wouldn’t? I would love to go to a party and use the bathroom only to find a frog holding his
These hilarious photos of people being lazy are truly one of a kind. I mean, when did people stop getting off their butts to do something as simple as pick up a glass, or even mow a lawn? It seems these days that anybody will look for an excuse to not get out of their chair. While we’re all guilty of being lazy now and then, the lazy people in this photo gallery take it to a whole next level. From the woman who can’t bother to get out of her car to protest or the mom who
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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