If you’ve ever played the totally addicting Candy Crush Saga app you know how maddening it can be. Not only do you have to attempt to get to different levels by matching similarly-colored candies in addition to matching “special”candies, but once you do you have to then do a quest area level where you have to complete levels of varying difficulties. Once you do you then have to wait 24 hours to get another quest. If you can believe it, over 150 billion games of Candy Crush have been played since the app was released in 2012. That means over 500 million
This sleepy dog hates the alarm so much he starts to howl at it. Which is pretty much how we feel every single morning our alarm goes off! In this dog alarm video the cute pup, whose known on YouTube as Oscar the Vizsla, is sound asleep in his owner’s plush bed and sheets when the alarm starts to delicately go off while his owner is filming him sleeping. You can see Oscar the Vizsla start to slowly open his eyes, but he clearly hopes it’s a dream and that the noise will just go away. After a few minutes of the
These funny kid gifs are so amazing, we could watch them over and over again. What is it about babies and toddlers that is just so funny? Everything they do is comical…they are like the cutest drunk people you’ve ever met, and you can’t help but laugh when they do things like eat lemons for the first time, try to walk, bob their heads to the music, take a bath, and try to place nice (or not so nice) with their pets. These funny kid gifs show us why being a baby or toddler is the best. And there are
We’re pretty sure this guy is Russian. We’re also pretty sure this guy is drunk. But we’re definitely sure this drunk Russian guy is not very good at casually hopping down off of a bed. Is he an old man in a dorm? Is this a jail? We have a lot more questions than answers when it comes to this video, but I’m not going to lie: I never get tired of funny videos of people falling down. There’s something about a really good fall that touches something primal in all of us (as long as everyone’s OK, of course.)
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
