Babies and toddlers are a lot like drunk people. That’s why these funny gifs of kids sleeping are so hilarious. They can go from crying to laughing in the blink of an eye, and when it comes to sleeping they can pass out anywhere: on the toilet, on the floor, on the kitchen sink, and on top of a moving train (yes, that is possible. I’ve seen it). This funny gif collection of babies and toddlers falling asleep anywhere they feel like it reminds us just how nice it is to be a child. Mostly because nobody ever got mad
With the FIFA World Cup in full swing in Brazil, it’s great that we get to not only see all the amazing players from around the world, but hear the best national anthems of the countries the players come from. So that got us inspired to create our own list of the best national anthems around the world. While not all of these countries are represented in the FIFA World Cup, each of these national anthems are considered winners in our book. Russia This is definitely the most moving of all the national anthems. It’s bold and fierce, though it
These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted and assume we turned on his head and show back at us. He wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller. He had no filter or patience for bull*** and he liked to point it out any chance he got. Everything from religion to the government to morality to stuff to what dogs do
9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures
These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted …
Most people wouldn’t think twice about shooting at a target on a tree. Until now. This guy who’s doing a little target practice in the woods was actually a little too good because this man got a little blowback from the tree. After blowing it away, the tree fights back by actually falling on top of it’s perpetrator. I can see the headline now: man shoots tree tree fires back. If a man shoots a tree in the woods, does the man make a sound when the tree falls on him? According to this video, yes, the man does make
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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