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Watch this Adorable Monkey Get a Bath Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

Watching this baby monkey get a bath has to be the cutest things we’ve seen IN A LONG TIME. I could seriously watch this baby be given a bath all day and night. The monkey is clearly in a veterinarian or other care center, and her care giver picks her up and brings her over to the washing area. The little monkey doesn’t know what’s going on but seems to kind of like the bath. The caregiver gives “bubbles” as she’s called her special baby bath and the cuteness just keeps on happening from there. We’ve seen a lot of

Topless Florida Woman Destroys a McDonald’s [SFW] Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

This video has it all: First, let’s break down the title of Topless Florida Woman Destroys McDonald’s. It has a topless woman (but don’t worry, this is SFW and all the naughty bits have been censored out.) She’s from Florida (of course.) She’s smashing up a McDonald’s on a security cam. And finally, while she’s in mid freak out and breaking as much Mickey D’s equipment as she can get her hands on (let’s be serious, though, what kind of satisfaction could you possibly get from breaking the microwave door at a McDonald’s?) she stops to enjoy herself a little

Richard Pryor Jokes Never Get Old Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. This clip is off his classic comedy record called That N***er’s Crazy. In this video clip, Richard Pryor talks about what Dracula would have to deal with if he was black. As well as the classic bit about how only white people are afraid of aliens and flying saucers. Black people would try to warn aliens if they ever landed or start to ask them how much gas it took to fly up into space. Also included is his fear of fighting bit from when he was in Peoria. This comedy album set

Hilarious Compilation of Son Scaring Dad Prank Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

This compilation of a son scaring dad prank is kind of epic. Not only does he torment his poor father over and over again, he documents his dad’s jumpiness with the breadth of Ken Burns. He doesn’t just pull the son scaring dad prank once. But he pulls his seemingly hundreds and hundreds of times. And these are just the ones we have seen in this video. How many times did he frighten his poor dad before he realized he should start filming these chance encounters. It seems clear this family is from Scandinavia. There’s no description available on Youtube,

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …