These have to be the best reality TV moments collection we’ve ever seen. From Judge Joe Brown and Maury Povich guests to Dr. Phil quotes and even someone on BBC News, the descriptions and captions given by and to each of these people is downright hilarious. Click through the gallery to see some of the best reality TV moments, like the one woman who said she had sex for a lobster buffet dinner. Or the guy dressed in a skeleton mask who says he was a drama-free relationship. Or what about the man who was forced to eat his own
Eddie Murphy James Brown celebrity hottub by codordog The Eddie Murphy James Brown Hot Tub skit from SNL is a classic. No one did James Brown better than Eddie Murphy and this is his finest moment. From the incoherent lyrics, to the scene that goes nowhere to the guy who comes out and puts a robe on Eddie as James Brown, it’s a perfect piece of comedy. Who knows what James Brown actually thought about Eddie Murphy’s rendition of him, but I really hope he got a kick out of how spot on it was. He was the Godfather of soul, but
For obvious reasons, this is called the cereal guy gif. I have no idea what he’s doing. Or why he’s doing it. But I really, really like it and I’m really, really glad that one of his friends was smart enough to record this. Let’s break down the thought process here because this is how I imagine this came about. A somewhat large gentleman found some sort of piece of plastic that holds his mouth open. Or maybe he just discovers that his has this skill, and one of his friends says that his mouth looks like a cereal bowl.
Most of you are familiar with the billion-dollar-plus company called Snapchat by now, the app that allows you to do weird things to photos (like add text or draw on an image) and share with friends before it disappears into a black hole in the universe (next to where all our missing socks go). Snapchat is also a great vehicle for people wishing to make what appear to be the funniest captions put on photos since the invention of the camera. There are so many amazing classics in here that only a gallery could do it justice. We really can’t
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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