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38 Funny E-Cards to Send Now Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Before the invention of Someecards, finding funny e-cards was a total drag. Now all you have to do is search their site and you’ll get any gem you could imagine. It’s amazing. This collection of funny e-cards are the best Someecards ever created. There are some old-school classics in there (like the Michael Jackson one) to new ones that are Pinterest based and that every single girl you know will most likely relate to. These funny e-cards are perfect to send to friends, enemies (hey, keep them closer!), and co-workers. Even if you don’t send these funny e-cards to anybody

This Mouse is Super Smart Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

We knew mice were smart, but we didn’t know they were THIS smart. In this adorable video, the mouse owner has clearly trained his pet mouse to ring the bell when he wants to go into his room. There are a pair of tiny bells that he set up next to the door. To show what the mouse can do, the owner set up a camera in front of the door and waited for the mouse to come by. In this video, the owner closed the door when he knew the mouse was approaching. As soon as the mouse realized he

This Nutella Bathroom Prank is So Gross It’s Funny Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

This Nutella bathroom prank might take pranks a little too far. This troupe of pranksters recorded themselves on video in public bathroom stalls with a tub of Nutella chocolate sauce. The main pranker dips his fingers into the Nutella and he asks the guy in the bathroom stall next to his if he can spare some toilet paper or some paper towel because he’s out. And then when the guy hands him some toilet paper under the stall wall he proceeds to wipe a smear of brown Nutella onto his hand. And that’s how we have the Nutella bathroom prank.

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted and assume we turned on his head and show back at us. He wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller. He had no filter or patience for bull*** and he liked to point it out any chance he got. Everything from religion to the government to morality to stuff to what dogs do

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures
Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …