Do you ever ask yourself “What could go wrong” before doing something that you know is incredibly stupid? Well if you do, you’re not alone. We’re guessing all the people in this gallery asked themselves “what could go wrong” before they set up these stupid ideas. All you want to ask these people is….really? Do you really think it’s a good idea to tape duct something to the top of a car? Or have a liquor store and gun shop combined? Or what about setting up your DJ equipment in a pool of water? Or dangling your friend out the
Jimmy Kimmel finds out gluten free people have no idea what gluten is in this hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Live clip. More and more people are following a gluten-free diet these days. From Gwyneth Paltrow to your next-door neighbor, being gluten-free seems to be the nation’s newest fad. So when Jimmy Kimmel decided to send a camera to the gym across the street from where they film Jimmy Kimmel Live to ask gluten-free gym-goers what gluten is, they didn’t have a clue. According to Jimmy Kimmel gluten free people don’t know what gluten is. Now, some people can’t eat gluten because they have celiac’s disease, and
These super funny bumper stickers are an ode to just how awesome (or weird?) other people, especially drivers, can be. We feel pretty confident saying that these are the funniest bumper stickers we’ve seen (though these funny bumper stickers come pretty close). There are some really classic funny bumper stickers in this gallery, above. A few of our favorites include the ‘Hooker Mom’ bumper sticker, the ‘I’m really speeding because I have to poop,’ the ‘If you’re reading this you’re probably pulling me over,’ the ‘I hate bumper stickers,’ the ‘Little Lebowski Urban Achiever,’ the many anti-man ones (especially the
This video if a little girl who is given whip cream straight out of the cannister and into her mouth goes real bad real fast and belongs in the kid puking video hall of fame. Let’s break it down: First, a mother is doing what all of us kids love to do (some of us adults still love to eat whip cream this way.) She starts to shoot whip cream into her daughter’s mouth (and misses, I might add). So, right away she’s getting more whip cream on her than whip cream in her mouth. Then, after he second whip
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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