Grandmas smoking pot might be the best thing to come from the Internet in the past decade. In fact, we’re starting a petition for more people to film grandmas smoking pot. Why? Because you can get gems such as these: “I don’t feel as high to me as they look to me.” “You need more. Oh, you need more.” “Put your whole face over that.” “I can feel some tingle in my brain” “I feel like I’m smiling” “I didn’t know you could use all your hands” “I thought it was a dildo” “My muscles seem not as tight” “I
OMG. Is this real?! In this amazing video this adorable baby immediately stops whining when Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’ comes on. It’s awesome!! The adorable little girl is squeaming and squirming and about to start whailing in her car seat when her very clever mom decided to play Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse.’ I don’t know if the mom knows that it’s this baby’s favorite song, but as soon as the song comes on the little girl gets the most excited look on her face and she starts dancing along to the song. Do all babies react this way to a
We’re not sure if this toddler singing Frozen is adorable or just kind of scary. She’s making us nervous! In this video you see a seemingly innocent and adorable little girl start to break out into a song from Frozen. As she does her parents start laughing, and this toddler singing Frozen is having NONE of it. As you can see in the subtitles (they’re British or Scottish and it’s hard to understand them) she gets ANGRY. The toddler singing Frozen starts saying hilarious things like “Be careful now” and “I’m warning you” to her parents who can’t stop laughing.
Everything is better in slow motion and with dogs. So that’s what makes this slow motion dog couch fail so awesome. Well, that and the music. And let’s not forget the very important couch in this whole video. This little guy was so excited to make a spectacular leap onto the couch that he misjudged his timing and hit came up a little short while he went face-first into the couch cushion. And while in real time this would have been mildly amusing, it’s actually laugh out loud funny when it’s in super duper slow motion dog couch fail set
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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