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Farrah Abraham Shows Off Her Completely Botched Lip Injections Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Uncategorized

You gotta hand it to MTV reality TV’s Farrah Abraham…the Teen Mom star is not afraid to let it all hang out there. In addition to debuting in her first porn last year as well as creating an extremely popular PornHub page, Farrah Abraham recently went on Twitter to debut her latest plastic surgery endeavor: brand new lips. Farrah Abraham posted photos of the results of the surgery, lip implant to give the mom “fuller” lips. Unfortunately the results are horrible, and make her look more like a cartoon character than a supermodel. Thankfully Farrah Abraham recognizes this, as she posted a picture of herself alongside Leela

Farrah Abraham Shows Off Her Completely Botched Lip Injections

You gotta hand it to MTV reality TV’s Farrah Abraham…the Teen Mom star is not afraid to let it all hang out there. In addition to debuting in her first porn last year as well as creating an extremely popular PornHub page, Farrah Abraham recently went on Twitter to debut …
The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,

Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.-George I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!-Kramer If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.-George Mr. Ross: I

The Funniest Seinfeld Quotes

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.-Jerry
Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized

  We’ve seen quite a few funny facebook status updates in our day, and it feels like the more friends we get the more we find. What is it about facebook that makes people say the stupidest or smartest things? We’ve written our share of clunkers, but we WISH we wrote these super funny facebook status updates instead. We’ll keep posting more funny facebook status updates as we find them, but in the meantime enjoy these zingers!   This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it. I finally found a diet plan that works. It’s called “The

Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1

If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
12 Things You Didn’t Know About Louis C.K. Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Comedians Uncategorized

  Comedian Louis C.K., who has brought us not only the Louie show but hours of comedy genius with specials such as Oh My God, Chewed Up, and Hilarious, might be at the top of his game now, but was it always like that? We’ve compiled a list of 12 things You Didn’t Know About Louis C.K. 1. Louis C.K.’s screenwriting and directorial debut was none other than Pootie Tang, the 2001 movie starring Chris Rock, Jennifer Coolidge, and Lance Crouther, the actor who played Pootie who hasn’t acted since. While the movie was a total bomb at the box

12 Things You Didn’t Know About Louis C.K.

  Comedian Louis C.K., who has brought us not only the Louie show but hours of comedy genius with specials such as Oh My God, Chewed Up, and Hilarious, might be at the top of his game now, but was it always like that? We’ve …
Best Arrested Development Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  There are so many great Arrested Development quotes that it’s hard to put a list together—there’s way too many to choose from! And considering there are now four hilarious seasons of the show on Netflix, I’m sure we’ll have even more as we re-watch them. But in the meantime, these are a few of our favorite Arrested Development quotes that we think deserve top billing as some of the funniest quotes ever. After you’ve gone through these hilarious Arrested Development quotes, check out our lists of even more Funny Quotes! Great, so now we don’t have a car or

Best Arrested Development Quotes

Maybe it was the 11 months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus but, he was our miracle baby. I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care so, he turned out a little soft, you know, a little doughy. I don't know, maybe it was my fault, maybe I ignored the guy. -George Sr.
Funny Inspirational Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes Uncategorized ,,

  Funny inspirational quotes can do a lot to not only lift your spirits but to remind you that even the great ones like Albert Einstein never took life too seriously. Below is a collection of our favorite funny inspirational quotes from Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Lily Tomlin, Steve Martin, Robert Frost, and more. Enjoy, and be inspired! Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.- Thomas Eddison If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. -Voltaire