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Funny Joke: The Italian Affair Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Italian Affair Joke: For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to […]

Funny Joke: The Italian Affair

Funny Italian Affair Joke: For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a
Funny Joke: The Substitute Teacher Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Substitute Teacher Joke: A substitute teacher is starting her 1st day at a new school. She is taking attendance when a boy walks in a few seconds late. He says “my name is Matt. sorry I’m late. Every morning I go down to the creek & throw pebbles in the water until school starts.” […]

Funny Joke: The Substitute Teacher

Funny Substitute Teacher Joke: A substitute teacher is starting her 1st day at a new school. She is taking attendance when a boy walks in a few seconds late. He says “my name is Matt. sorry I’m late. Every morning I go down to
Funny Joke: The Beard Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke: The Beard A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she would hate me.” “Oh please?” the girlfriend […]

Funny Joke: The Beard

Funny Joke: The Beard A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t
Funny Bigger Boobs Joke Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Bigger Boobs Joke: Wife: “I really wish I had bigger boobs” Husband: “Have you tried rubbing a little bit of toilet paper in between them each day?” Wife: “No… why do you think that would work?” Husband: “Well… it worked for your ass so I figured it might work for your boobs.” Check out […]

Funny Bigger Boobs Joke

Funny Bigger Boobs Joke: Wife: “I really wish I had bigger boobs” Husband: “Have you tried rubbing a little bit of toilet paper in between them each day?” Wife: “No… why do you think that would work?” Husband: “Well… it worked for your ass
Funny Joke: Redneck Vasectomy Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Redneck Vasectomy Joke: Two country boys, Leroy and Bubba, both have 6 children. One night they are sitting at the bar, talking about their kids. “Leroy”, Bubba says, ” I’ve been considering getting a vasectomy, on account of all the kids I have.” “Well Bubba, I’ve been considering getting one too, I’ll go to […]

Funny Joke: Redneck Vasectomy

Funny Redneck Vasectomy Joke: Two country boys, Leroy and Bubba, both have 6 children. One night they are sitting at the bar, talking about their kids. “Leroy”, Bubba says, ” I’ve been considering getting a vasectomy, on account of all the kids I have.”

Funny Dermatologist Joke

Funny Dermatologist Joke: Why did no one trust the dermatologist? Because he kept making rash decisions! Check out more funny jokes!
Funny Joke: Everyone Walks Into a Bar Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

The Classic Everyone Walks Into A Bar Joke: A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh Goddammit, no! We don’t like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you’re gonna have to leave right now!” So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist […]

Funny Joke: Everyone Walks Into a Bar

The Classic Everyone Walks Into A Bar Joke: A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh Goddammit, no! We don’t like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you’re gonna have
Funny Joke: Relaxing Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke About Relaxing: Raju Singh decided to take a trip to the park and lay down in the grass. A man walks up to him and asks “that looks comfortable, are you relaxing?” Raju replies “No Sir, I am Raju Singh”. Later, another man comes up to Raju and also asks him “the grass […]

Funny Joke: Relaxing

Funny Joke About Relaxing: Raju Singh decided to take a trip to the park and lay down in the grass. A man walks up to him and asks “that looks comfortable, are you relaxing?” Raju replies “No Sir, I am Raju Singh”. Later, another
Funny Lawyer Joke: The Stop Sign Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Lawyer Joke: The Stop Sign A lawyer is driving down the quiet country road and is approaching a stop sign. The road is completely devoid of people or other drivers, so the lawyer just slows down a bit to be safe, but otherwise drives through the intersection. Suddenly a siren goes off and seemingly out […]

Funny Lawyer Joke: The Stop Sign

Funny Lawyer Joke: The Stop Sign A lawyer is driving down the quiet country road and is approaching a stop sign. The road is completely devoid of people or other drivers, so the lawyer just slows down a bit to be safe, but otherwise drives

Funny Joke: Asian Poet’s Favorite Legume

Funny Joke: Asian Poet’s Favorite legume What’s a Chinese poet’s favorite legume? Rhyma-beans! Click here for more funny jokes!
Funny Joke: Genitals in the Classroom Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny: Genitals in the Classroom Joke One day in a normal school classroom, the teacher went in after recess and found a penis drawn on the blackboard. She couldn’t find the eraser, so she just cleaned it with her hand, thinking it was just a prank the kids were playing on her. The next day […]

Funny Joke: Genitals in the Classroom

Funny: Genitals in the Classroom Joke One day in a normal school classroom, the teacher went in after recess and found a penis drawn on the blackboard. She couldn’t find the eraser, so she just cleaned it with her hand, thinking it was just
Funny Joke: The Boy With No Body Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Funny Joke: The Boy Who Was Born with No Body A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well […]

Funny Joke: The Boy With No Body

Funny Joke: The Boy Who Was Born with No Body A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!