Most Viewed Jokes

It wasn’t uncommon to see Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show in the 60’s and 70’s. In fact, the comdian appeared on Johnny Carson’s show a total of 35 times. This might be one of his best appearances, however. You’ll laugh out loud when he says: “My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day for two weeks. I called him up and said ‘Doctor, I’m 70 miles away from my house.” Another favorite is “Last week I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.” Dangerfield also jokes about his wife and kids in this clip. “Last week

Scout is a dog. An awesome dog. An awesome dog that loves (or doesn’t mind, at least) when stuff is stacked on his head. And part of a fantastic tumblr all about Scout the dog stacking stuff on his head. you can see tons of stuff stacked on a perfectly calm, perfectly content Scout. We’re not sure why or how this is done, but don’t worry. Scout’s owner got Scout from a rescue and all this is perfectly humane and more than fine with Scout. Whether it’s a Yahtzee box, a gigantic bone, some Ben and Jerry’s, anything it seems is

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack is one of the best moments from the movie. The comedian plays Al Czervik, an outspoken (and hilarious) tycoon who manages to insult everybody he encounters at the Bushwood Country Club, but that just makes him all the more awesome. In this video clip Rodney Dangerfield is eating dinner at the Bushwood Country Club and complaining about the food. “This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it,” he said. There’s also another hilarious Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack moment when he sees an older woman at the country club and says “You must have

File this “Snapcat” under Reason No. 1,450,756 that I need a cat right friggin’ now!! In case you’re not familiar with what snapcat is, it’s the creation of a clearly very talented and gift girl who likes to take photos of her cat in Snapchat and then place it in very comical situations with the Snapchat tools. She likes to call her Snapchat cat masterpieces snapcat, which we think is pretty much the best name ever for this project. It also makes Snapchat somewhat tolerable considering used to seem like one of the most worthless inventions ever until snapcat came along.