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Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”, “Yep” she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.” Check out more funny jokes here!
Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke
Winston Churchill had a lot of important quotes that still ring true today, but this Churchill quote about the arts is especially relevant.
Winston Churchill Quote About the Arts
This classic 1980s video of Ralph Giese clearly demonstrates that he is the best whistler in the world (or at least in the 80s). In case you’ve never seen or heard of him before, Ralph Giese (also known as the “Mullet Whisler” thanks to his famous 80s haircut) made the rounds onThe Tonight Show (where this video was taken) and other talk shows to demonstrate his talent for whistling. Ever wondered just HOW someone could learn how to do that? Ralph Giese performs what is known as “throat whistling,” which allows him to reach all those crazy notes and melodies. It
Ralph Giese Is the Best Whistler in the World
This is the best scene of Happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler and Bob Barker in the fight scene. It has the Guile’s theme music from Street Fighter followed by Bobby’s quote, “now you’ve had enough bitch”.
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore The Price is Wrong Bitch
What about the people that died before collecting social security? THIS IS SURE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT! THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THE GOVERNMENT’S CALCULATION OF AVAILABLE SOCIAL SECURITY IS THEY FORGOT TO FIGURE IN THE PEOPLE WHO DIED BEFORE THEY EVER COLLECTED A SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK! WHERE DID THAT MONEY GO? Remember, not only did you and I contribute to Social Security but your employer did, too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only $30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500. Read that again. Did you see where the Government paid in