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Hopefully you’ve already seen the first Bane Cat video (if not you have to watch it), because it was an instant classic. And now, back by popular demand, a second BaneCat video has returned! While it’s not quite as awesome as the first one, it’s still pretty great. Basically anytime you have a cat dressed up as a character from Batman you’re going to have a good time…which is why it’s so awesome that this video has not only Bane Cat in it, but a new Joker Cat as well (complete with smeared lipstick). Bane Cat, if you’re not familiar, is a
Bane Cat Returns, And He’s Going Mobile
Funny Joke: The Confession An elderly Italian man lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.” The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.” “There is more Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened
Funny Joke: The Confession
Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’ ‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I’m
Funny: The Catholic Hairdryer Joke
Funny Joke: The Beard A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she would hate me.” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again. “Oh really, I can’t,” he replies. “My wife loves this beard!” The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his
Funny Joke: The Beard
This is the classic Bill Cosby grandparents stand up bit that has made generations of comedy fans laugh until they cry. Bill talks about how his parents have changed from the time when he was a child to now, when they are grandparents. If he asked his dad for a nickel, he had to hear his life story and he ate dirt. He had to hear about how his dad used to walk to school each morning uphill both ways in the snow. And he was thankful. But now, when his parents comes to visit their grandchildren they hand out
Bill Cosby Grandparents Jokes