Ahhh, strangers. Who doesn’t come across at least one hilarious, weird, scary, or insane stranger at least once a week (sometimes day). We work at home so our stranger connections are dwindled quite a bit. But when I do meet strangers, I can generally put them in one of those categories. Sometimes, however, strangers go above and beyond the typical meet and greet. Strangers can do lots of things that go above and beyond what a typical stranger should and can do. And one of our favorites happens to be when strangers leave notes. Yes, notes. If a stranger
There’s nothing funny about death, but for some reasons these funny tombstones at least make light of it. Some of these funny tombstones are intentionally funny…it’s just the deceased’s names that make them really hilarious (RIP). And while it might not be nice to laugh at a dead person’s name, we would hope they are looking down on us and realize we are laughing WITH them and not at them. Or at least we hope so. For the funny tombstones NOT having to do with someones name (like Butts, Weed, Pancakes, Dumfart, Schwing, etc.), there are some really funny
Reporter Stanley Roberts of KRON 4 went on a mission to catch people behaving badly in San Francisco, and he really lucked out when he found this one motorcyclist. Stanley Roberts was positioned at the Golden Gate bridge to report on people behaving badly on it…specifically, people stopping to take photos in the middle of the highway, or in the case of this video a motorcyclist who clearly missed his exit and decided to go down the wrong side of the street. Now, the story would have just ended there….the reporter caught him on film and never approached him. But
They might be young, but these kids know exactly what they want to do in life, and the notes in this gallery prove it. These funny kid notes are exactly what we need on a Tuesday. Funny kid notes are our favorites, as most of these kids show such brutal honesty that you can’t help but laugh at all their weird sayings. What’s most surprising about these funny kid notes is that quite a few of them are very adamant about wanting to do nothing in life when they grow up. Sure you might expect that kind of comment from
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
