One of our favorites here at Dose of Funny is The Devil sequence from Adam Sandler Waterboy. Mama never wants Bobby to leave her or associate with anybody, especially girls. Mama: “I don’t ever want you associatin’ with little girl.” Young Bobby Boucher: “Why not, Mama?” Mama: “Because little girls are the devil!”
Trampoline gifs are the only reason I can find to owning an actual trampoline. Not only are they crazy dangerous, but they don’t even seem to be that much fun. When you’re not flying off somewhere and about ready to break your legs and/or face, you’re about to break someone else’s legs or face. If you look at the stats, there’s no question that trampolines are some of the more dangerous backyard toys that kid (and adults) play with. Sure, it’s good exercise, but it’s also up there with lawn darts when it comes to maybe not the best idea
Forget about Miller and Budweiser. Crazy beer names are becoming more and more popular for those who like a different kind of brew. Crazy beer names like Buttface Amber Ale and Santa’s Butt are lining the shelves, and it’s not just silly fraternity guys who are drinking them. These crazy beer names are created not just by jokesters but by talented brewers who just happen to have a sense of humor. If you’re going to crack open a cold one, why not have it be a bottle that will also make you crack up? Once you start looking for
Wow. This could easily be the worst bid on The Price is Right in the history of the show. Watch the video and see what happens when the contestants are asked to bid on a hammock. A regular old hammock. No, this is not a gold-encrusted hammock sewn with emeralds, diamonds, and other jewels. Nor has it been signed by President Obama or Mick Jagger. This is just a super plain cotton hammock. This is when the worst bid on The Price is Right happens… Drew Carey asks the contestants to start bidding and they do. $750 says one. $1,250
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever