If there were such thing as the spelling police, the tattoo artists who inked these poor souls would be arrested and sentenced to life behind bars. And, if a tattoo artist is not responsible for their hilariously awful spelling mistakes, then the only one left to blame are the ones wearing the tattoo. I wish they would hand out dictionary’s to every tattoo artist in the world. That way they could look a word up if they didn’t know it before permanently marking up someone’s body with a misspelled tattoo. It’s permanent ink, what are they thinking?! While we truly
In case you weren’t aware of it, New York Fashion Week recently came to a close. And to honor that the Jimmy Kimmel Live crew once again went to Lincoln Center to catch up with these so-called fashionistas who were in attendance. While there are a lot of legitimate fashion big whigs at New York Fashion week like Vogue’s Anna Wintour and other people we’ve seen before but don’t now their names, their are apparently a lot of fashion people who have no idea what they’re talking about. In this “Man on the Street” style video, a reporter goes to
With so many comedy specials out there, it’s hard to know what’s the best standup on Netflix today. Well, we’ve done the VERY hard work for you and picked out our favorite comedy specials on Netflix today. From Louis C.K. to George Carlin and Eddie Murphy, it’s hard to hard to decipher what constitutes the best standup comedy on Netflix but we tried our best. Check out our selections below! Russell Peters: Notorious Year Released: 2013 Russell Peters is comedy’s latest golden child, bringing in a whopping $21 million doing stand-up comedy in 2013. That is more money than comedic masters
These photos of the world’s coolest bathrooms are pretty amazing, and we hate to say it but they kinda make us want to use one, if you know what we mean. I would love to have access to the coolest bathroom in the world, wouldn’t you? I think it would make having to do your business that much better. Imagine taking a number two with that view? (Yes. I know that rhymes). Or number one under the sun? (I’m definitely on a roll, here.) It seems like the sky is the literal limit when it comes to the world’s coolest bathrooms. Some
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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