This Morgan Freeman helium video is hilarious. Morgan Freeman is known for his voice. He has done countless voiceovers in his career including everything from March of the Penguins to Through the Wormhole on the SciFi channel. In this episode, Morgan sucks in some helium before he does this segment to show off how funny his voice sounds when he’s inhaled some helium. After seeing this Morgan Freeman helium video I kind of wish someone would make a video of Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones both arguing about something hilarious while they are on helium. I’m not sure my
OMG. This baby is so excited for the remote control that he reminds us of someone else we know, right ladies?! Our husbands! These babies really do learn at a young age, don’t they? đ What’s so cute about watching this baby get so excited about the remote control is that he’s clearly mesmerized by it. As soon as his parents take the remote control out of his site he goes back to being a totally normally baby. But then as soon as they put the remote control back in front of his face he gets so excited his hands
This clip of George Carlin on religion is exactly what you’d expect from a man who has made a career of skewering all of our institutions. There’s really no comedian better at taking all the things our society blindly holds dear and breaking them down to their elements to make them look ridiculous. For example in this George Carlin on religion clip, George just explains the concept of God in simple terms: There’s an invisible man in the sky who will make you burn forever if you don’t believe in him…but he loves you. That simple sentence right there has
This funny Louis CK video on being white is why he is the current reigning king of comedy. The essence of Louis CK’s comedy is his truth. And while race and race relations are a touchy subject in society, Louis has a way of talking about it that completely disarms the audience, while satirizing the societal issues surrounding the horrible things that happen to minorities not only in America but around the world. Louis’ main point in this bit about being white is that it is a great thing to be white. Not that white people are better, but it’s
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says âwhy are you back ?âHunter saysâ not a good day .âFriend âsays how do you know?âOther hunter saysâ sign on the road said âBear Leftâ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says âwhy are you back ?âHunter saysâ not a good day .âFriend âsays how do you know?âOther hunter saysâ sign on the road said âBear Leftâ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesnât take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesnât take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Thereâs a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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