This homeless prank will surely brighten your day! We might be months away from the holidays, but that doesn’t mean you can’t spread a little holiday cheer early this year. That’s what two of “Santa’s Helpers” did for a homeless man recently, and it’s definitely awwwwww-inspiring. This might be called a homeless prank, but it’s really anything but. I would consider this more of a good deed that more people should try and do than a homeless prank. The fact that these two “elves” went to the trouble of bringing in a decorated Christmas tree with wrapped presents so the
These are the 50 best comedies ever. This is one man’s opinion, but I watch a lot of movies and I love comedies. Feel free to disagree and tell me what I forgot in the comments. 50. Wet Hot American Summer (2001) It seems like WHAS is on almost every underrated comedy list that has ever appeared on the Internet. We say it deserves to get off the underrated list and make best comedies ever list here. If you haven’t seen it, go see it now. It’s hilarious. 49. CB4 (1993) If there’s one blank spot on Chris Rock’s resume it’s a lack
There are just some things you don’t wear on a motorcycle…and a thong WHILE wearing a short skirt is mostly likely #1 on that list. What was this girl thinking?! I can’t imagine any reason (aside from being kidnapped while wearing a skirt and thong and being forced to get on the back of someone’s motorcycle) for any woman or man for that matter to wear a thong that the wind can easily let everybody around you see. Including a passerby who just happened to have his cell phone at the ready to take a video of it. Watch it
Do you notice lately that more and more news outlets are using the term ‘Breaking News’ for everything! Seriously. Every time I put on everything from the Today Show to CNN or Fox News, there’s a breaking news alert for something that is really not breaking news or really all that important at all. It’s like they’re desperately trying to pull in viewers by having a breaking news alert constantly on their tickers. So we decided to compile the worst breaking news reports that we could find, and there are definitely a lot of them! From cats getting
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
