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Guilty Dog Totally Gives Away His Guilt Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Can you find the guilty dog in this video. Here’s a hint: he’s not hard to find because he is totally giving away his guilt with the sheepish look on his face and the fact that when asked who made the mess, the other two dogs totally rat him out by looking straight at him, almost as if to say “Uhh, he did it, Mom.” Not only is this dog being super bad at being casual when asked who made the mess, his body language gives it away. But his face also totally gives it away. It’s like he’s trying

These Stranger Notes are Hilarious Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

  Ahhh, strangers. Who doesn’t come across at least one hilarious, weird, scary, or insane stranger at least once a week (sometimes day). We work at home so our stranger connections are dwindled quite a bit. But when I do meet strangers, I can generally put them in one of those categories. Sometimes, however, strangers go above and beyond the typical meet and greet. Strangers can do lots of things that go above and beyond what a typical stranger should and can do. And one of our favorites happens to be when strangers leave notes. Yes, notes. If a stranger

Going to Dinner Before and After the Internet Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Don’t get us wrong, cell phones and the Internet are awesome. They make life easier in a lot of ways. But they also make a lot of things so freakin’ annoying. Something as simple as getting together with friends for dinner used to be a two-step process. 1. Call friends and set a time. 2. Meet them there and go to dinner. There was nothing else to worry about. You just went to the restaurant and had a great time with your pals. But life has changed dramatically before and after the Internet. Now, with this supposedly helpful technology has

Roommate Shaming is the New Dog Shaming Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

  Yes. Roommate shaming is a thing and we have to say we really, really, like it. In case you weren’t familiar with dog shaming, it’s where owners put confessions on a piece of paper and hold them up in front of the dog before taking a photo and posting it for all the world to see. There is also kid shaming/baby shaming which is equally as awesome. But roommate shaming has taken it to a whole other level. Mostly because if you’ve ever had a roommate you know just how irritating they can be. From leaving a pizza in

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …