The awkward moment seal is one of the better new memes out there right now. The crux of this meme is to point out those every day moments we have all experienced that are, well, for lack of a better word: awkward. These aren’t the worst, totally embarrassing moments. These are those moments that you just sort of aren’t sure what to do. And the best part of the awkward seal moment meme is the photo of the seal’s face that someone found to be the template for it. This seal actually looks like he is in a very awkward
We don’t know if this killer clown prank is super funny and clever or just downright SCARY. But we thought we’d post it anyway. In Europe, a well-known prank team decided to dress up when of their team members as a super terrifying clown. They gave him a rubber mallot and rigged a dummy body with fake blood. They first positioned the killer clown in a parking garage tucked away in a corner. So when people coming out of the elevator walked passed him, they saw the clown standing over the fake body. As soon as the clown made eye
This Bane Cat video might be one of the best scripted cat videos EVER. Inspired by the supervillian Bane from the Batman series and The Dark Knight Also Rises (played by Tom Hardy). Bane was the protector of Talia al Ghul and the field commander of the League of Shadows, and was one of the scariest Batman villians with his creepy face mask that he wore at all time to prevent his body from experiencing crippling levels of pain. In this Bane Cat video, the creators have put a regular house cat into a Bane mask and recreated Bane’s voice to make the cat extra
Adam Sandler Big Daddy, The Drunk Ok, so Adam Sandler is great in Big Daddy, but don’t overlook Mr. Herlihy, the drunk guy. My favorite is “I’m right here miss, what are you gonna do about it” or “what are u drunk Mr. Hurley…….well I had a few chardonnays what of it” Here is the exchange between Adam Sandler (Sonny) and Mr. Herlihy: Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets! Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Oh yea, who do you want to win? Julian: The Goddamn Jets. Sonny: Everyone’s so busy with their crap lately,
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever