When you have kids, your life totally changes. Saturday and Sunday mornings spent lazing around with the newspaper and a coffee are long gone. Those Saturday nights spent going to dinner and a bar are replaced with pizza and sleepovers and kids yelling about having to go to sleep. Not that kids aren’t awesome, but the point is nothing will ever be the same. To prove our points, take a look at the infographic below that illustrates what a Saturday is like for people with kids vs. without.
We’re pretty sure this guy is Russian. We’re also pretty sure this guy is drunk. But we’re definitely sure this drunk Russian guy is not very good at casually hopping down off of a bed. Is he an old man in a dorm? Is this a jail? We have a lot more questions than answers when it comes to this video, but I’m not going to lie: I never get tired of funny videos of people falling down. There’s something about a really good fall that touches something primal in all of us (as long as everyone’s OK, of course.)
Parents can be so clever. Take this mom who created the You Got Grounded game for her child. How nice of her! In order for the kid to get ungrounded, they have to perform a series of chores that add up to 500 points. They can clean out the microwave for 40 points, sweep and mop the kitchen floor for 25 points, do one load of laundry for 100 points (mom must really want that), or write a nice letter to someone in the family for 10 points. We’re really liking the sound of this You Got Grounded game! Imagine all the
If you’ve ever played the totally addicting Candy Crush Saga app you know how maddening it can be. Not only do you have to attempt to get to different levels by matching similarly-colored candies in addition to matching “special”candies, but once you do you have to then do a quest area level where you have to complete levels of varying difficulties. Once you do you then have to wait 24 hours to get another quest. If you can believe it, over 150 billion games of Candy Crush have been played since the app was released in 2012. That means over 500 million
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever