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37 of the Funniest Tweets Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

    These have to be the funniest tweets EVER. In fact, these funny tweets are what make Twitter so awesome: they are a collection of 140 characters of pure awesomeness. Yes, Twitter can get boring and sometimes I wonder why I even use it, but then you see a collection of the funniest tweets ever and you remember why you spend hours scouring your Twitter feed…it’s to find hidden gems like these! Granted, most of the tweets I see are of people posting photos of the lunch they’re about to eat or some terrible selfie that nobody wants to

Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Here is Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman performing his 2006 vintage stand-up. Couple notables: Pumpkins are the the only living organisms with triangle eyes? For all of you that can’t afford laser eye surgery, do like I did and wait for an old rerun of StarTrek and wait for that scene where the enterprise starts shooting laser beams and press your face up against the TV.

Funny Toddler Shouts at Her Parents Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

We’re not sure if this toddler singing Frozen is adorable or just kind of scary. She’s making us nervous! In this video you see a seemingly innocent and adorable little girl start to break out into a song from Frozen. As she does her parents start laughing, and this toddler singing Frozen is having NONE of it. As you can see in the subtitles (they’re British or Scottish and it’s hard to understand them) she gets ANGRY. The toddler singing Frozen starts saying hilarious things like “Be careful now” and “I’m warning you” to her parents who can’t stop laughing.

Unlikely Cat Owl Friendship Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

This cat owl friendship is one of the most unlikely friendships I’ve ever seen in the animal kingdom. But this video proves it. This black cat and this very large owl seem to be the best of friends as they play in the forest and fields. It’s almost like the owl flies by the cat just close enough for the cat to jump up and try to tap him. The first time you see the beginning of this cat owl video it almost looks like the either one of these animals is going to hurt the other one. At first

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …