Holy crap! Guardians of the Galaxy’s Chris Pratt paid a visit to radio station Shade45 to talk with DJ Whoo Kid on The Whoolywood Shuffle, and while he was there the actor totally blew everybody away with his rapping to the Dr. Dre./Eminem song “Forgot About Dre.” In the video you see Chris Pratt talking about how when he was younger he lived in a van in Hawaii smoking pot most of the day with his friend. While that sounds awesome, the story got even better when he went on to talk about how they used to sing along to Eminem and
You’ve probably heard of the infamous GoPro Pigpen Video, but now you’ve seen it. What’s it like to fall out of a plane without a parachute and hit the ground going a full speed? This video of a GoPro camera falling out of a plane is like no video you will ever see in your life. What’s clearly happening in the beginning of this GoPro video is a few friends are about to jump out of a plane and do a little skydiving. It’s a beautiful day and they are in a good mood and fooling around. The guy with
We’ve already seen a Star Wars parody of Meghan Trainor’s hit song “All About That Bass,” but this one is perfect and just in time for Thanksgiving next week. It’s called “All About That Baste,” as in the kind of baste you put on a delicious turkey. The amazing lyrics to “All About That Baste” are below: I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter On Thanksgiving day… I think its pretty true us dads cant make it make it… like we’re supposed to do the dining room room… we
There’s nothing funny about death, but for some reasons these funny tombstones at least make light of it. Some of these funny tombstones are intentionally funny…it’s just the deceased’s names that make them really hilarious (RIP). And while it might not be nice to laugh at a dead person’s name, we would hope they are looking down on us and realize we are laughing WITH them and not at them. Or at least we hope so. For the funny tombstones NOT having to do with someones name (like Butts, Weed, Pancakes, Dumfart, Schwing, etc.), there are some really funny
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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