If you have a dog then you probably know by now that they have absolutely no idea what personal space is. They will jump on your arms, legs, back, face, and head just to get attention. It’s adorable, but it can also be slightly frustrating…especially if you have a dog that weighs more than 10 pounds. While it can definitely test your patience, it is also super cute to watch as a dog climbs onto you and snuggles. After all, they just want to be loved and hugged and, well, fed. Don’t forget that part, since that is most likely
This cat owl friendship is one of the most unlikely friendships I’ve ever seen in the animal kingdom. But this video proves it. This black cat and this very large owl seem to be the best of friends as they play in the forest and fields. It’s almost like the owl flies by the cat just close enough for the cat to jump up and try to tap him. The first time you see the beginning of this cat owl video it almost looks like the either one of these animals is going to hurt the other one. At first
Wow. This could easily be the worst bid on The Price is Right in the history of the show. Watch the video and see what happens when the contestants are asked to bid on a hammock. A regular old hammock. No, this is not a gold-encrusted hammock sewn with emeralds, diamonds, and other jewels. Nor has it been signed by President Obama or Mick Jagger. This is just a super plain cotton hammock. This is when the worst bid on The Price is Right happens… Drew Carey asks the contestants to start bidding and they do. $750 says one. $1,250
If you haven’t heard of Wasted Gifs you should change that right now because there are my favorite new gif theme memes. The premise is simple, take a gif where someone, or something (possibly a dog) has some sort of hilarious accident like falling over or crashing into something and punctuate it with the gif background going dark and red “Wasted” text which is straight out of those cheesy PSA videos they used to show you at school (Hence the name wasted gifs.) As in, Annie got wasted at the party and then killed 100 people because of drugs. (We’re
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever