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When a disturbing TV commercial that Frank (Bill Murray) personally produced is criticized by Eliot Loudermilk (Bobcat Goldthwait), he is fired and thrown out on the street, without a bath towel.. Here are a few one liners from Bobcat Goldthwait Scrooged: Hello, wabbit! Sure. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three! Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh…he can’t talk to you right now because he’s sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead? Yes. You’re, well, you’re a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like

  Grandmas Love Grandmaster Flash is quite possibly my favorite thing to ever come about from Facebook. Someone, somewhere saw a trend happening on Facebook, specifically a Grandmas Love Grandmaster Flash trend, and decided to create a Tumblr honoring it. In case you have no idea what we’re talking about, it’s that whenever Grandmas and even Grandpas try to sign their name on Facebook (like at the end of a Happy Birthday message on their Grandson’s wall), when they go to type in G-R-A-N what automatically pops up as an option is Grandmaster Flash. So what’s happening is unsuspecting Grandparents

Here is classic Bobcat Goldthwait with his memorable line  Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries? from Police Academy 3.

There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar. Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines: “Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?” “Your Caucasian Mr Hefler”…….”OH GREAT THROW THAT IN MY FACE TO!!!” “Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?” “Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?” “You know when I was like five I said, Dad Dad!