This orphan baby goat is without a double the cutest thing we’ve seen all week, let alone all month and year! In fact, we’re going to go out on a limb and say it might be the cutest video we’ve EVER seen. Yup. We said it! This baby goat is beyond adorable. In the video you’ll see a baby goat, Benjamin (specifically he’s a an orphaned baby pygmy goat), with his new best friend Tom Horsfield. Horsfield has been taking care of 5-week-old Benjamin (who he lovingly refers to as Benji) since his mother rejected him as a baby. “His mother gave
Who needs lawyers jokes when their names are funny enough on their own? These funny law firm names are both hilarious and unfortunate. And believe it or not we think they’re all real. From Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde, Butt Solicitors, Gay and Gay, Butts and Butts, and so many Eggers we’re not sure what’s going on…these funny law firm names are kind of insane. You would think if you’re an educated lawyer you would look at what happens when one or two partners put their names together. If it’s something that can be deemed weird, funny, wrong, or means something
This Bane Cat video might be one of the best scripted cat videos EVER. Inspired by the supervillian Bane from the Batman series and The Dark Knight Also Rises (played by Tom Hardy). Bane was the protector of Talia al Ghul and the field commander of the League of Shadows, and was one of the scariest Batman villians with his creepy face mask that he wore at all time to prevent his body from experiencing crippling levels of pain. In this Bane Cat video, the creators have put a regular house cat into a Bane mask and recreated Bane’s voice to make the cat extra
These labels—whether they’re just being honest, were improperly placed, or are purposely sarcastic–are just downright funny. And who thought labels could even be funny?! Well, we were proven wrong. Scroll though this gallery of funny labels and prepare to laugh. From the TOO honest food label that says “Bee Vomit” to the really poorly placed label on a book about cooking with your dog to the pills that suggest if you’re overweight to simple “lose weight!,” there are some real gems in this gallery What’s great about some of these honest labels is that they’re clearly made by
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever