Who thought these kid toys and stores would be a good idea? We think these are the worst things made for kids EVER! Some people have a twisted mind when it comes to toys and stores made for kids. I mean, are the people who came up with these toys and stores totally clueless or are they playing a prank on all of us, especially kids? From weird pillows to inappropriate books to stores with terrible names , we have to wonder what these people were thinking. If your kids got ANY of these items for Christmas, we’re pretty sure they
This dog is so stoned we can’t stop watching this video and laughing. No, the dog did not smoke marijuana. And no, he isn’t drunk. This dog just left the vet’s office where she had a procedure done and now the dog is totally out of it. We feel bad for the dog but she’s fine…she’s just really, really, stone. And that’s funny. The owner tries to get his dog’s attention by calling her name, but the dog is so stoned that it really has no idea what’s going on, and probably can’t even hear the owner’s voice. For all
We’ve ALL been there before. Whether you’re throwing a party or just leaving a friend’s party, you and your partner are bound to start talking some you know what about the other people at the party. “Oh my god did you see what Julie was wearing?!” “Were you flirting with her? You were totally flirting with her.” “Can you believe they made THAT for dinner?” “Do you think we left the party too early?” No matter how much we like/love the people at the party, there is always some shade being thrown after the fact. And that doesn’t mean you
Man. This cliff slip n slide looks like fun in theory, but as soon as I got up there I’m sure I would pretty much crap my pants! These kids have way more guts than I do. I just couldn’t see myself doing a cliff slip n slide unless someone managed to pad the cliff AND water with puffy clouds, or at least a soft mattress. I mean, what if someone broke their neck? Even though this cliff slip n slide video is terrifying, it also looks pretty cool. There are some nice moves from these kids as they slide
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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