These have to be the funniest tweets EVER. In fact, these funny tweets are what make Twitter so awesome: they are a collection of 140 characters of pure awesomeness. Yes, Twitter can get boring and sometimes I wonder why I even use it, but then you see a collection of the funniest tweets ever and you remember why you spend hours scouring your Twitter feed…it’s to find hidden gems like these! Granted, most of the tweets I see are of people posting photos of the lunch they’re about to eat or some terrible selfie that nobody wants to
Funny pictures are what make the Internet go ’round. So sit back, relax and enjoy today’s offering of hilarious cat whiskers, dog’s with face tattoos and everything else you could possibly hope for from the Internet today. Or ever, really. But that’s what we’re here to do: give you exactly what you want from the Internet in one special little package. No need for you to run around from site to site looking for funny pictures here and there. We scour each and every corner of the Internet (believe me, we have seen things we can’t unsee) to bring you
Most Back to School commercials are OK (especially those Target ones. Those are actually good!). But this Back to School commercial from East Hills mall is EPICLY bad. And we mean EPIC. It’s almost like they intended for this back to school commercial to be bad, in which case the director and East Hills mall is brilliant because the video has already gone viral and amassed over 1 million views on YouTube. But something tells us that it’s not supposed to be like this. What is up with that super lame and terrible beatboxing in the background? Or what about
If you’ve ever seen dogs eating peanut butter, you know it’s one of the funniest things you can watch your dog do. First off, dogs love peanut butter (who doesn’t), but I think humans might enjoy watching dogs eat peanut butter even more. This hilarious compilation video shows several dogs eating peanut butter, and it just gets better and better. I would feel sorry for the dogs as they struggle to get it all in their mouth, but the same thing happens when we eat it! It’s get stuck to the roof of your mouth and you have to keep licking
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
