When I was a kid, I’m not sure if there was anything funnier than this Bill Cosby Dentists clip from his comedy stand up Himself. This was possibly the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life. And as I got older, I think I know why. Not only does everyone hate the trip to the dentist (seriously, no one likes the dentist. No one.) So immediately you can relate to the nervousness everyone has about a trip to get their teeth worked on. But when he goes into the routine about getting the shot and having to try
There are hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands, of Louis CK quotes that could qualify for a list of the greatest Louis CK quotes. So we boiled it down to the 22 greatest Louis CK quotes that exist in the universe. Could we have doubled or tripled this> Sure, but let’s be honest, we only have so much time. Click on Louis’ name to check out even more Louis CK awesomeness from videos to photos to bios. One of the greatest Louis CK quotes in this list has to be the simplest: Everything is amazing and nobody’s happy. This quotes
Wow. Just when you thought most animals couldn’t take a bad picture, you see this gallery of the least photogenic animals ever and you kind of want to laugh. OK not kind of, you definitely want to laugh. We all get caught at the wrong moment in a photo and look like an insane person, and that’s clearly what happened to these poor animals. They were just minding their own business when a wildlife photographer came around and took what does not amount to a very attractive photo of them. If these animals had Facebook accounts, chances are
There can be some amazingly funny answers on Family Feud, and these photos below illustrate some of the best answers we’ve ever seen on the show. I don’t know if Steve Harvey makes Family Feud more awesome or what, but ever since he’s been the host there seem to be some REALLY funny answers given. And some of these are instant classics. Like who thinks “cupine” is an actual word? Or when a husband walked in on his wife in the bathroom she would throw actual poop at him (instead of a brush or toilet paper?). And I can’t believe
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever