Cue the ‘Awwwwws!” You’ll go into cuteness overdrive when you watch the video above of a giant panda that is SO excited to play in the snow. The Toronto Zoo’s giant panda Da Mao was what you might call ‘bear-bogganing’ in his outdoor exhibit. He was so excited to see the snow that the panda just wanted to frolic in it all day long. Who can blame him?! Why the people of U.S. cities might not be as excited as this panda at all the snow they’ve been getting lately, one look at this panda and you’ll want to run
Wow. We can only imagine how cathartic it must be to throw a rock at a $400,000 car that is being driven by a complete douche-bag who thinks it’s a good idea to race down a neighborhood street where children like to play. In this video, one fed up neighbor decided to take matters into his own hands (literally) when he tells a passing Lamborghini, who must be known to race through the neighborhood, to “keep racing” before he threatens action. The Lamborghini does just that, and in a fit of rage the neighbor takes a rock he must have
You know how sometimes when you’re walking down the street you see someone who looks like your real-life doppelganger and you totally do a double-take? Wait, that never happens to you? These 16 people found their real-life doppelgangers and managed to take a picture with them or, in some cases, the photo or video of them. Some of the real-life doppelgangers are commercial actors, a dorm roomate, or someone you saw on the Internet that looked just like you but he had a bald cat on top of his head. Weird? Yes. But also true. While people often compare themselves to celebrities,
Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song performed on the season 18 episode of Saturday Night Live‘s, Weekend Update segment on November 21, 1992. “The Thanksgiving Song”, also known as “Happy Thanksgiving”, is a song performed by Adam Sandler discussing Thanksgiving and a few other random thoughts. The song was written by Sandler, Ian Maxtone-Graham and Robert Smigel. The song also appeared on Sandler’s debut album They’re All Gonna Laugh at You! and is the commonly heard version. The song primarily revolves around the repetition of the word “turkey” in various two-line rhymes, such as, “Turkey with gravy and cranberries/Can’t believe the Mets traded
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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