Here is Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman performing his 2006 vintage stand-up. Couple notables: Pumpkins are the the only living organisms with triangle eyes? For all of you that can’t afford laser eye surgery, do like I did and wait for an old rerun of StarTrek and wait for that scene where the enterprise starts shooting laser beams and press your face up against the TV.
This dancing chihuahua video is definitely the best thing you will see on the internet today, we promise! This video is an oldie but a goodie. And it also makes you realize: If watching this dancing chihuahua strut his stuff doesn’t make you dance in your seat, you might have no soul. I can’t watch this flamenco-dancing chihuahua without smiling and wiggling along to his sweet chihuahua moves. I think this video might be on a loop, but it doesn’t matter. Even if this dancing chihuahua only danced to 20 seconds of this original video, it’s enough to win my
Who thought these kid toys and stores would be a good idea? We think these are the worst things made for kids EVER! Some people have a twisted mind when it comes to toys and stores made for kids. I mean, are the people who came up with these toys and stores totally clueless or are they playing a prank on all of us, especially kids? From weird pillows to inappropriate books to stores with terrible names , we have to wonder what these people were thinking. If your kids got ANY of these items for Christmas, we’re pretty sure they
Pareidolia is a phenomenon that involves things that look like other things. Basically, your mind plays a trick on you and you incorrectly perceive a pattern that doesn’t exist (like thinking the moon looks like a human face). It typically involves sight but can also involve sound (like hearing some kind of hidden message when you play a song backwards). While it sounds scientific and weird, Pareidolia is a pretty cool thing. Who doesn’t want to look at photos of things that look like other things? I do, which is why we put together this gallery of things that look that other things
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
