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Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

[Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland […]

Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes

Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name!

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

One Crazy Summer, Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?” Aaagghh!

31 Epically Awesome Louis CK Quotes

If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Thanks for reading the funniest Louis CK quotes in the history of Louis CK quotes.
Doug Benson Funny Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. [Quote] I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” [/Quote] [Quote] People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. […]

Doug Benson Funny Quotes

I immediately fire back to them; I write 'sysph.' And they write back and go, 'What does sysph mean?' And I write back, 'Shut your stinking pie hole.'

Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings. #17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone

The 75 Epically Amazing George Carlin Quotes

11. Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"

18 Funny and Real Richard Pryor Quotes

11. I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.