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Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

[Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland […]

Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes

Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too!

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

Blow, Mr. T: I can’t feel my face… I mean, I can touch it, but I can’t feel it inside…

31 Epically Awesome Louis CK Quotes

It’s in the Ten Commandments to not take the Lord’s name in vain. Rape is not up there, by the way. Rape is not a Ten Commandment. But don’t say the dude’s name with a shitty attitude.
Doug Benson Funny Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. [Quote] I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” [/Quote] [Quote] People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. […]

Doug Benson Funny Quotes

Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom.

Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings. #17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone

The 75 Epically Amazing George Carlin Quotes

53. Don't you think it's funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse?

18 Funny and Real Richard Pryor Quotes

10. I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.