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Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

[Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland […]

Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes

Harland Williams, Policeman in Because of Winn-Dixie: What in the name of corn on the cob is goin’ on around here?

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

Police Academy 4, Zed: It’s getting to the point now when I’m with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye… Your mother, my mother ain’t never looked like Florence Henderson…

31 Epically Awesome Louis CK Quotes

The last jobs i had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access TV station. as in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
Doug Benson Funny Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. [Quote] I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” [/Quote] [Quote] People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. […]

Doug Benson Funny Quotes

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings. #17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone

The 75 Epically Amazing George Carlin Quotes

20. The mayfly only lives one day. And sometimes it rains.

18 Funny and Real Richard Pryor Quotes

12. I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie.Arizona State Penitentiary, population 90 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona. They have to bus motherf***ers in!