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Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

[Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland […]

Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes

Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man.

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

Burglar, Carl Hefler: Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?

31 Epically Awesome Louis CK Quotes

I don’t feel those limits when I’m on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it’s all comedy. Words. Thoughts. All thoughts are safe and worth exploring.
Doug Benson Funny Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. [Quote] I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” [/Quote] [Quote] People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. […]

Doug Benson Funny Quotes

We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head.

Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings. #17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone

The 75 Epically Amazing George Carlin Quotes

45. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

18 Funny and Real Richard Pryor Quotes

2. I went to the White House, met the president. We in trouble.