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Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

[Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! [/Quote] [Quote] Harland […]

Harland Williams Best Movie Quotes

Harland Williams, Hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary: If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B.

Bobcat Goldthwait Best Quotes

Scrooged, Elliot: Yes. You’re, well, you’re a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!

31 Epically Awesome Louis CK Quotes

If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Thanks for reading the funniest Louis CK quotes in the history of Louis CK quotes.
Doug Benson Funny Quotes Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Quotes

Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. [Quote] I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” [/Quote] [Quote] People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. […]

Doug Benson Funny Quotes

I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

Best Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

The greatest minds at Dose of Funny have gathered and voted on the best Adam Sandler movie quotes or sayings. #17 – You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone

The 75 Epically Amazing George Carlin Quotes

4. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

18 Funny and Real Richard Pryor Quotes

5. Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.