Leave it to a big brother to put his little sister in check. One parent recently captured one child’s meltdown at the kitchen table while their older sibling looked on in disgust. The little child, a girl, is crying for no reason (as children do) when her big brother just looks at her and states the one question every parent in the world wants to know… “Why are you crying?” The big brother asked his sister if she took a nap today, and the sister answered honestly “no.” “Well, you need one,” the brother replies with a look that only
These funny kid gifs are so amazing, we could watch them over and over again. What is it about babies and toddlers that is just so funny? Everything they do is comical…they are like the cutest drunk people you’ve ever met, and you can’t help but laugh when they do things like eat lemons for the first time, try to walk, bob their heads to the music, take a bath, and try to place nice (or not so nice) with their pets. These funny kid gifs show us why being a baby or toddler is the best. And there are
These little icons have become a staple in our daily lives, but what’s the the story behind those emoji meanings? First, it’s helpful to know how emojis even came to be. Emojis were first used in Japan and originally meant pictograph, with the first one showing up in 1998 or 1999. They were invented by Shigetaka Kurita, and the word emoji literally means picture(e) and character (moji). Hence, emoji! While they were originally only available in Japan, the inclusion of them in unicode (a computing industry standard for text) allowed them to be used worldwide. As of 2013 there were
Richard Pryor is a comedy God. And this clip about his trip to the jungle is proof that he was decades ahead of his time. This is Richard Pryor funny (yes, there is such a thing as Richard Pryor funny) because he takes something like a trip to the jungle and he kind of creates LOLCats. I know, that sounds crazy, but that’s how far ahead of his time Richard Pryor was. Think about it, this was the 70s, long before the Internet and memes and Icanhazcheezburgers, but Richard took what he saw on his jungle trip and gave the animals
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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