We don’t know who this Shane is, except that he is a Walmart employee who apparently does the most amazing things ever, because Walmart management is constantly leaving him super funny notes for us all to enjoy. A big thank you to whoever took these photos! In this gallery you’ll see what is apparently a collection of notes from Walmart management written to an employee named Shane. Shane likes to do really funny things, like tell customers that Walmart keeps all the “good stuff” in the back, or if they’re “looking for something” to “go to Albertsons” to find it.
There’s been a lot of delivery driver fails going around, but this Fed Ex driver fail may take the cake. It starts out with just a few dogs jumping up and down on each other and then a Fed Ex Driver pulls up and drives past the camera’s view. For the moment. The dogs give away that something isn’t right when they start freaking out and then it all becomes clear. The Fed Ex driver, who was parked on a slight incline, got out of his van and tried to make a delivery. But he forgot one minor detail: the
This funny Louis CK video on being white is why he is the current reigning king of comedy. The essence of Louis CK’s comedy is his truth. And while race and race relations are a touchy subject in society, Louis has a way of talking about it that completely disarms the audience, while satirizing the societal issues surrounding the horrible things that happen to minorities not only in America but around the world. Louis’ main point in this bit about being white is that it is a great thing to be white. Not that white people are better, but it’s
In this adorable video, kids try eating cow tongue for the first time, and the results are hilarious. When the kids first see the cow tongue, they are not told what it actually is. They are asked to guess what it is, and can even poke and prod it. Then they were asked to smell it, and of course the cow tongue smelled gross. They were then given cooked samples of the cow tongue which they were asked to eat. The kids (ranging in age from 6 to around 13) all ate the cow tongue and actually really liked it!
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever