We feel pretty confident in saying that these are going to be the funniest youtube comments you’ll ever read. EVER. If they’re not, we’ll give you your money back. If you’ve never searched for funny YouTube comments, you have really been missing out. While Funny Facebook Comments are definitely a thing that we love, we have to say that these funny YouTube comments have really hit home for us. In fact they are, I would say, some of the funniest comments I’ve read on the entirez Internetz. Not possible, you say? Well read on, son, and tell us what you think!
Here is a great collection of Harland Williams one liners Dumb and Dumber – You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine? There’s Something About Mary – If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B. There’s Something About Mary – Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Rocket Man – I’m 30 years old. I’m
The slogan “Louis CK destroys heckler” should be on your mind if you ever are stupid enough to try and mess with Louis CK when he’s onstage doing his show (or any time, really.) In this clip, Louis CK destroys heckler while onstage doing his act when he gets annoyed by a table full of people who won’t stop talking. He asks them somewhat nicely to please stop talking because they are messing up his timing because he can hear them very loudly. And instead of being a civilized group of people and realizing that they are being jerks who
This Baby Got Class rap parody video is so good…and so true. For many parents it is time to send your kids back to school (or you already have) and most of us couldn’t be happier!! Yes, we love our kids but childcare is expensive and it’s hard to actually get work done while still entertaining the rug rats. Ammi Right?! This Baby Got Class video is a super hilarious parody of the Sir Mix A Lot “Baby Got Back” original, but this one is slowly becoming almost as awesome as it’s predecessor. The mom/dad team rap about how summer
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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